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[ewheel @ewheel]

@pau0line #prosticks

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things more enticing than saying a bit about yourself:
-Punch in the face
-Sardine milkshake
-Jogging on upturned plugs
-Medium-rare chicken

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Describing someone as "fun" to indicate they're an absolute nightmare

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

After nearly two years of failed talks, videogame voice actors are going on strike. https://t.co/8CGSuZ8Q7e

[Shuhei Yoshida @yosp]

I've waited a very long time to say this... The Last Guardian has gone gold! I'm so excited for you all to finally experience it ˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honest job interview:

"What are your weaknesses?"

"I don't like talking to people, I'm silent in meetings and I'm rubbish at doing stuff"

[Anthony Carboni @acarboni]

Sometimes out of nowhere I remember the running Arrested Development gag where no one can make a chicken noise and I laugh so much it hurts

[Rolling Out @RollingOut]

"I don't understand what's un-American about fighting for liberty and justice for everybody." -Colin Kaepernick

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

"It's not selfish to love yourself, take care of yourself, and to make your happiness a priority. It's necessary." ~Mandy Hale

[Victo Ngai 倪傳婧 @victongai]

:( World has less colors with the passing of Studio Ghibli Color Designer Michiyo Yasuda https://t.co/NvQ6otk68q

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A university student discovers that the Universe does not exist, and is relieved.

[Google Fi Wireless @googlefi]

Introducing Project Fi’s group plan: an easy way to share Fi with the people who matter most to you: https://t.co/ahj63nEQon

[Google Fi Wireless @googlefi]

Meet Pixel, a phone by Google and the latest device to work on the Project Fi network. Pre-order today: https://t.co/6eaEeitddf

[Google @Google]

And that's a wrap! Say hello to the whole #madebygoogle family. https://t.co/0e0g3PKz6k

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Comedians and jazz musicians are more comforting to me than preachers or politicians or philosophers or poets or painters or novelists.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A Spartan maharajah rides his horse into a mechanical panopticon. When he emerges, he realises he is a solicitor from Orlando.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to exit the wrong shop:
Walk about for 5 mins
Check a price tag
Furrow brow and say "hmm"
Check watch
Thank nobody in particular
Leave

[Zach A @IcePotato]

Game of the year at PAX goes to this small puppy asleep in a briefcase on the convention floor