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my cat just threw up

[shart @ewidc1]

@iamgiardiniera I feel like it’s so much easier to buy a sharps container from cvs for like $20 than to smuggle a ziplock bag full of used needles into a department store restroom

[shart @ewidc1]

@grieve____ how long did you have them i’m
confused how this happened

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@dannygonzalez you have to watch hoagie (2025) please please you must

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@femmunculus still somehow more content than acnh

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@NefflynB I’m
pretty sure it’s from a belt

[shart @ewidc1]

quote tweet

[im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now @suicidepussy]

thank you Sabrina for your apology i forgive you and look forward to attending your next show with my gigantic Asian gong

[shart @ewidc1]

@sallybuggz its cus ur cooking it on the blacktop pavement

[self immolation enjoyer @bovinedeath]

hey girl are you freddy fazbear cause i wanna put kids in you

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

mfs when they lose their vape in between the seats

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

if i was a cat i would probably say something like meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow lol please keep in mind i am not a cat though so this post is merely a fun hypothetical

[self immolation enjoyer @bovinedeath]

i can not be trusted around $800

[self immolation enjoyer @bovinedeath]

@Donny_761 @ewidc1 squat guenther

[Dirt🏳️‍⚧️ @dirtprobably]

scott guenther in the poo wizzer shirt

[naked @aremariaa]

i plan to spend my 30s showing up on peoples doorsteps in deep alaska, shivering, starving and naked, and pawing at their door. and let them nurse me back to health and rehabilitate me for years, then one day just disappearing until i find another doorstep

[Dirt🏳️‍⚧️ @dirtprobably]

God there really isn’t anything better in life than a 6am hotdog

[self immolation enjoyer @bovinedeath]

yeah she got adhd:
a
dick thats
huger than
dyours truly

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

whenever someone buys me a little drink from the gas station it’s like getting roses

[self immolation enjoyer @bovinedeath]

if a girl queefs in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[self immolation enjoyer @bovinedeath]

imagine how clean my room would be if i was on vyvanse