Eric Brown

Husband, father, runner.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@jarretcoon @TMZ Let me put it this way: I care about Mitch McConnell as much as Mitch McConnell cares about me.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@USMNT It was a lackluster end to an otherwise thrilling run.
As long as talented young players are priced out of access to development opportunities by the for-profit club system, though, I fear that the round of 16 is our ceiling.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@HQNewsNow That’s right, because the @GOP has decided to turn its head away from Trump’s rank and blatant corruption. Somebody needs to hold his feet to the fire, and Republicans are too weak to do the job.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@WhiteHouse Are you talking about the draft dodger in the picture?

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@NikkiHaley Shitposting from the sidelines. Sad.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@NikkiHaley Boy, how your star has fallen.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@DHSgov Context is cool. You should try it sometime.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@SpeakerJohnson Dude—you and your cohort are in the latter group.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@HuffPost More spending won’t make the candidates any more qualified, though.
I have very little faith left in the US electorate, but maybe enough of them have had enough of the @GOP’s 💩show to rout them come November.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@JeffParkerson99 79 games over the last three seasons. I wonder why? Besides suspensions, I mean.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@JeffParkerson99 @johncanzanobft It’s not the years, it’s the miles, speaking of cars.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@Acyn Have you talked to Gym Jordan? Or did you forget that, under your “leadership,” he chairs the newly created “Weaponization of the Federal Government” subcommittee? Pot, meet kettle.
Democrats, given the opportunity, will investigate actual corruption, not petty grievances.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@Acyn @MuellerSheWrote I don’t know what kind of award is appropriate (Pulitzer? Nobel? Presidential Award of Freedom?), but Katie Phang deserves all the accolades for her work on this.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@BrianLee1928112 @GBC_Press Both of you have freedom of speech guaranteed by the First Amendment. The difference between you is the size of his audience.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@WhiteHouse PEDOPHILE PASSPORT.
Fixed it. You’re welcome.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@WhiteHouse Your boss speaks like a fifth grader high on Snickers bars and Sharpies.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@cnnbrk Not a spine to be found in that picture.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@SpeakerJohnson Fear and loathing are all the @GOP has to offer.
I welcome a government conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that ALL people are created equal—not just billionaires.

[Eric Brown @ewisebrown]

@SpeakerJohnson You’re not a serious person.