Emily Woebkenberg

[Emily Woebkenberg @ewoeb7]

@kayra_na Adding to registry

[Emily Woebkenberg @ewoeb7]

@1EntreProNegro Do it

[Emily Woebkenberg @ewoeb7]

@UltimoLegend Please buy me that

[Rachel Whitehurst @RachLWhitehurst]

four stills from a movie you believe is a masterpiece, no title.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if it wasn’t for the bachelorette being every tuesday I would have no idea what day it was. now I can be like ok the bachelorette was on 2 days ago, it’s thursday. the bachelorette is in 2 days, it’s sunday

[Bachelor Fantake @BachelorFantake]

Grown ass man ✅
Still in his robe ✅
Skipped math class ✅
Can’t spell ✅
Bachelor in Paradise ✅

#TheBachelorette

[Alexis @_loxsmith_]

When you have bachelorette at 8 but your dads yacht is leaving at 9 #TheBachelorette

[riley @ryy_taylor]

why did taco bell have to pick summer 2020 to get rid of potatoes like read the room

[trish @ultragloss]

taylor lautner did sharkboy and lavagirl and then he did the twilight saga and then he dropped off the face of the earth because he knew that he had already starred in the two most important and groundbreaking films in cinematic history

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

CARRIE: "You're not going to wear a mask?"
MR. BIG: "What? If I die, I die. That's life, toots."

[typing] Mr. Big refusing to wear a mask made me think about the masks he DID wear. What was he afraid of? I couldn't help but wonder: could feelings be as contagious as covid-19?

[Daniel Johnson @danevanjohnson]

Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.

Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

The salmon jacket will live on forever

[Bret Easton Ellis @BretEastonEllis]

Quarantine Day 64

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

what if they did a #LTYH but instead of singing it was tik tok dances

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

I love that small talk doesn’t exist anymore it’s freeing to have a business call and be like “wow how depressed are we huh?”