doing my best

I do science shit and make sure y’all don’t die for a living (she/her)

[doing my best @ewokabby]

#IfIWonTheLottery I would pay off my student loans, then with the extra, like, $4 I would buy a bean crunch wrap supreme from taco bell.
@jimmyfallon

[doing my best @ewokabby]

Collabs I need in #Fortnite :

Totally Spies

Rugrats

A24 including Midsommar, HER, Hereditary, and of course Swiss Army Man (Manny as the glider, pickaxe, AND back bling)

Harry Styles or Beatles (Lonely Hearts Club band era) main stage

LOTR/Hobbit

I am begging.

[doing my best @ewokabby]

@Fortnite
HEAR ME OUT.

please can we get Totally Spies skins

or an A24 collab with Dani from Midsommar

or Manny from Swiss Army Man as the back bling, the glider, AND the pick axe.

[Alejandra @lopezalejndraxo]

Yall voting for trump bc of his “economic policy” but yall don’t even make enough to qualify for the tax cuts. broke and dumb 😂😭

[rizal ❦ @Aaliyahzin]

This is not Kamala’s fault btw. She worked her ass off to a beautiful campaign with the ~100 days she had. She’s arguably the most qualified US presidential candidate ever, with prior experience in all 3 branches of government. Americans simply voted against their best interest.

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

I’ve been eligible to vote since 2016 so all I’ve known is voting against Donald Trump for almost a decade

[Ex NY Giants fan @ShellzJG88]

He won the popular vote. Meaning A LOT of people were lying to our face about voting against him

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[‎ ۠ @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[doing my best @ewokabby]

I’m sad and scared and tired.
Thinking of what could happen within the next four years for my fellow lgbtq+ family, women, and minorities.
Just everyone please be as safe as you can in this time.
That’s all I have to say right now. ❤️

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

oh he PERSISTED until he got an answer😭

[doing my best @ewokabby]

Dude from admin walked by me as I was reading tubes we use to test for coliform and e.coli in samples and he said to me “hey you look like an actual scientist.”
I looked down at my white lab coat and my badge that said “microbiologist 3” and did my best Owen Wilson impression.

[doing my best @ewokabby]

First tweet in almost 2 years.

😎

[doing my best @ewokabby]

Anyways here’s me

[Naajmi W | IG: Hujandisenja.naj @Hujandisenja]

Yo, let’s play zodiacs mood board based on ur sun, rising, moon & mercury.

Check ur birth chart to know more about ur sun, moon, rising and mercury ✨

Aries

[doing my best @ewokabby]

Got an 8% raise yesterday and they’re backdating it to May 1st so next paycheck is going to be my biggest yet.

This is my second raise in 6 months.

Damn, I must actually be good at my job.