Men can be sorted into two camps. The ones who get haircuts way before they need them and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining
with less than 100 days until the election it’s time for all major news networks to dust off their TOUCH SCREEN ELECTION PREDICTING TV (patent pending)
On this day 22 years ago, a bunch of weirdos in Denton, including our buddy Rick, held a high concept garage sale where all the prices were determined by mysterious masked figure. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.
Normalize annihilating your friends from existence in competitive games with the most horrible degenerate bullshit strategies you can think of and feeling no remorse because you expect them to do the same to you so you can both become stronger