Ewzzy Rayburn

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@iyagovos Oh that's the cursed energy! The curse that makes me photoshop the Paul Blart memes.

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@FyteHardman It's crazy how people see stuff and accept it without questioning it. My mom thought the litter box thing was real. She's a big lefty so she wasn't mad. Just accepted it in a "well I figure everything is happening somewhere" way.

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@NotThatTomGreen @TonyKhan The time is now @TonyKhan! The people demand the Garfield (and Odie) statues at their wrestling events.

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All three times I've voted against Trump. I'll keep doing it if I have to.

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Was admiring the box for Advanced Dungeons & Dragons on Intellivision today and decided to scan it (and made a textless version!)

I love the artwork on these games, but can't find artist info. @lapetino did you come across any info in the periphery of your Art of Atari research?

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@davidbix This implies a car full of kids chanting for Low-Ki

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@EmiSakura_gtmv Good morning!

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@colettearrand It's the first time I've seen a wrestler spend months calling himself the best wrestler and get precisely zero heat.

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@NotThatTomGreen My stream glitched and it was like he got bleeped by a robot duck

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@BradyHartel I did but the discipline needed to never ever lose the hands was too great.

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A time lapse of the chaos (with over an hour of downtime cut out)

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I'm ready for trick-or-treaters! I've got a VHS tape loaded with old Halloween cartoons. Kids get a real kick out of it.

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That's all that's left of a ~$300 candy hoard that filled a 54 quart tub. My best guess is a little over 300 bags got candy in them.

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@_cckirby

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@FarmboyinJapan You want how much? What do think I'm made out of Thunder Stones?

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@kibblesmith boy do I love that JRJR art

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@davidbix Not in those words, but I've heard a lot of "they're just trying to grow too fast" and "they should try what TNA does" which I wouldn't believe they meant if I didn't hear it in person. I assume there's some internet pundit they got the idea from.

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

"Supper Mario Broth: A Primer"
If somebody ever asks you: "What is Supper Mario Broth?", just show them this video.
Thank you all, for everything. Now, I will get to work.

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TC 3D 2013: Worst gore effects ever. Exists to not quite show you Daddario's boobs.
Leatherface 2017: The SOLO of TCM. Better if it didn't have to be an origin.
TCM 2022: Ill advised social commentary followed by an utter flop ending.

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**I just finished my month of watching all the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies so here's my 1 line reviews:**
TCM 1974: Unimpeachable. Hammer to the head is scarier than chainsaw.
TCM2 1986: It's funnier sure, but it still manages to be weird and upsetting.

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Leatherface 1990: Utterly soulless cash in. Too clean.
TCM TNG 1995: Everyone is swinging for the fences. They miss but it's wild to see.
TCM 2003: Ups the gore but chickens out on the cannibalism.
TCM TB 2006: Both of these are really about cops and R Lee Ermey.