RandaKimberly

A Generator + Tarot.
I love my cat.

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@SamsClub

[RandaKimberly @exactbasket]

Dear @Lindt Your Russell Stover brand sugar free chocolates not only causes explosive diahrea but also prolonged diahrea over hours including massive spells of farting. And it only took 4 pieces to cause these problems. You had to have already known this. Shame on you.

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It was a large dog, and no it was not a service dog/was not wearing a vest or any identification.

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Why?? This change makes me feel I no longer want to use your services. Ive been using your product for near a decade.

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@fitbit Why did you change the calorie intake standards in your app? You reduced the amount of calories one is alotted in a day on my plan by about 300 cals. Instead of ~1200 alloted in a day, it is now 700-800 total? Why?? No, I didnt change my plan, this is a change YOU made.

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When they brought new fries out to me, I didn't try them until I left the lot, and they gave me cold fries again. I guess they enjoyed sticking it to me even though I wasn't rude. Also, I asked why their doors were locked, and they said they were short staffed.

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@BurgerKing hi I went to your 5682 S Redwood Rd SLC UT store 2/18/23, 5:45pm, through drive thru, ordered fries and they were cold. Tried to go in to tell them, but doors were locked, went to drive thru again and asked for new fries. 1/2

[Nathan Baugh @nathanbaugh27]

Most people suck at storytelling.

But if you avoid these 10 killer mistakes, I guarantee you won’t:

[RandaKimberly @exactbasket]

@Postit Your dark pink neon post it notes stain furniture, and other surfaces. So, thanks for that.

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

my version of a 1984 dystopian future is there's only 1 global timezone called neo-EST and every time it's 2PM on wednesday a big loudspeaker everywhere in the world says "IT IS 2 PM ON WEDNESDAY" and u have to believe it

[RandaKimberly @exactbasket]

I think I was born in the wrong time period.

[RandaKimberly @exactbasket]

Giving UK Wipeout a shot. Having it on in the background. Seems pretty cool. Back when the American one was on, I watched that for a number of years.
I've always wondered what book-work of legalese they all have to sign before participating on the show. Are they all yogis too?

[The Emptiness @machinadore]

I will probably upload to YouTube my lame but funny? practice video I just made. When? Soon. I dont know. My phone is basically dead.

[The Emptiness @machinadore]

Been fleeting my make-up process. Eager to put it on today, as Thursday is my favorite day of the week, so that helps!
But we shall see if by the end of the day if I am in the mood to properly remove it all. Blech. Hope so.

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@Mishalocked24 Oh no.. whoops. Yeesh.
Thanks for clarifying. Big time. My mistake, sorry.

[RandaKimberly @exactbasket]

If I am flying on a plane...

Why am I flying on a plane? Did I suddenly get rich? Did I cave and get the vaccine because someone on the other end of the flight was completely worth getting the vaccine for? ...Can paperwork be faked to reflect I got said vaccine?

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would my corset get confiscated? Do I have to get a chiro or doctor's note for it? Would the TSA agent only pretend to confiscate it as a joke so that they could keep it?...Putting it back on, putting it on in general is a long task. Hence...missed flight..

[The Emptiness @machinadore]

I'm happy I'm a type of woman that can literally roll out of bed & get the day on & rolling. Or if I'm feeling it, get all dolled up and get to feel pretty all day long. With or without a man :) I have had this thrilling privilege for some years now.
Please take me camping lol

[The Emptiness @machinadore]

...To have a love, a partner, to make stupid fun videos with...
Not even to get internet famous. At least, that wouldn't be the point for me. I'm too average looking, anyway. Better with make-up on though!
I've loved growing up making videos with my sister, cousins, and friends.

[RandaKimberly @exactbasket]

I think I am going to launch a youtube channel in the next few weeks. It is not to see if I can make money from it. That is not the point of it. I would like to say the point of it, but I'll allude to it:
I just want what A ri ell e & Mat t Cuts ha ll have.
Pretty badly.