snowman biographer

rock paper scissors world championship of 1953 runner up

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

PAC-MAN: I'm dealing with some difficult digestive issues lately, Doc.

DR: hmm, think I'm gonna refer you to a trusted Ghostroenterologist

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

A dating site for emos called C#m Harmony

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

Me: I brought home some donuts anyone want some
Friend 1: nah
2: I'm good
3: just had a large dinner
Eric Carmen's Eyes: ya know what, I could go for some. Any raspberry filled?

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@prufrockluvsong I applaud that. Reminds me. I was watching a show last night and this guy said "have you met my friend with the wooden leg named Chris?" And the response was, "what did he name his other leg?"

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

Imagining a Stranger Things themed cafe. You could have demagorgonzola flatbread pizzas. The upside down pineapple cake.
Eleven eggo waffle platter? Idk. That's really all I got.

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@prufrockluvsong @AndreyasAsylum @greek_heanen Facts

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@AndreyasAsylum @prufrockluvsong @greek_heanen See I get that but on the other hand I'm kind of glad that I just got a task done that I was probably procrastinating anyway and causing stress

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

If anyone were to start a tribute act that combines the work of KC and the Sunshine Band and Bill Withers, there's a perfect, if not too obvious, band name for it waiting for you.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[explaining the plot of my favorite book to my date]
me: so you know how most caterpillars are only a little hungry?

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@RestHollywood @loladeep4 As for the negative version the best source I can find is a Kurt bio by Charles Cross called Heavier Than Heaven.

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@RestHollywood @loladeep4 @SHRIMPTONSLOVE Here's the more positive version as told by Thurston Moore. Tbh, I'm not sure I know which account is right.

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@prufrockluvsong I had a mediocre cup saved by throwing a Rolo in there the other day

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@_wendyb07 Yeah, such a waste of Sunday through Friday

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@_wendyb07 Once I bought my then wife some sort of infomercial hair clip or some such apparatus that could style you a million ways and it turned out to be like a scam where they charged my credit card like every month and never sent the thing

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@kenzianidiot Adorable. (Kinda)...idk. But..he put a bullet point for general discussion is the funniest to me. I'd think that would be implied. But I guess if it wasn't on the list he'd panic or tell people to shut up any time it veered off one of the other 5

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@_wendyb07 What about ones that your free to take whichever direction ?

https://t.co/jLY2e1cca3

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

This sign is the ultimate psychological test: Do you read it as "You matter. Don't give up" or do you see it as "You don't matter. Give up" ??

[snowman biographer @exarctly]

@_wendyb07 The vest in the business. I'd invest in your vast vestography