𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘

[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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𝓣he legendary ╏
↘ 𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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What if you put your hand in
and find out?
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[­ ­ ­ ­­ ­ pelvis ­­­­­.. ­ 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗬𝗘𝗥 ; @CXWGXRL]

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Is it musky? Is it sweaty? Asking for a
friend, you know.
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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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𝓢words do it 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 (✨)

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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It's not that hard to see when
she's always showing off her
fat ass.
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[𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 @highinnineveh]

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ㅤㅤyes .

she wears stocking under that conservative dress of hers . how did you know ?

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Having a big dick doesn't mean
I can't stop you

I am Excalibur, the legendary sword. If you think I'll make it easy for you, you're wrong.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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you? you can barely find clothing that fits, I doubt you’d have to capabilities to stop me .

you are more than welcome to try however .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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You know that if it's some evil plan, I'll have to stop it, right?

So try not to cause a fuss, okay?
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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. . . of course, how could she have thought otherwise .

still, yes she is kept quite busy running things .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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To tell the truth, she hasn't noticed; the sword spends her free time going to inns.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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plenty of her plans have worked, has the sword not been paying attention ?

and yes, she is, managing a group like hers takes time .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

No creo que te guste la respuesta

[𓂃 *𝕰L̶L̶E̶N̶ 𝐉 . 𝐎 . 𝐄 ׅ⎖ @__SharkWhxre]

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⠀⠀⠀ㅤ; Porno hoy, porno mañana. . .
⠀⠀⠀¿ A veces no se cansan ?
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ᅠ⠀

[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Is she really that busy? She doesn't seem to have any major plans.

Or one that works
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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I 𝐜𝐚𝐧 be plenty fun, serious things must always come first however .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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I thought you were more fun, but it seems you're quite serious.

Well, that's a question we won't answer.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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it shouldn’t be, my plans don’t concern you for now .

. . . that is a question I hope will never be answered .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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So I'm sorry if I don't have elegant clothes like yours,Being a sword does not attract coins
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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I don’t need to ask, your earlier answer tells me all that I need to know .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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It's worrying to hear you
say that.

I was curious though if all your hands would fit on my cock
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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as ‘sorry’ as I am to disappoint, I have much more pressing things ti attend to .

you and your ‘extra-long dick’ will have to find another soul .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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You know, people are really grateful when you take out the enemies, but ask me if they give me any coins.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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hm, a shame. I would have expected such a legendary sword to have much bigger pockets .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Huh? I had mentally
prepared myself

But hey, at least I save some coins.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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bravery and insanity often go hand in hand .

however lucky for you, we will not be sleeping together .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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It's quite expensive; it may be a legendary sword, but my purse is almost empty.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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then why not have clothing fitted for you, it shouldn’t be that hard if you need it so badly .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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You can't blame me, human
clothing is damn small
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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it’s kind of hard to believe that now that it’s drawn attention to it .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Ahem, nothing, the sword said nothing.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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. . . excuse her ?

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Well, I'm not that crazy, but I am brave enough to sleep with you.

I just hope to get out of here in one piece.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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and, allow me to guess, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 happen to be crazy ?

regardless, my chest is only seen by those I deem worthy. so I suppose it does ‘make up for it’ .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Well, at least she hasn't
noticed the erection yet.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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yes, yes, her chest is large. she can see the sword drooling, it knows that right ?

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