𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞

𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? ~

[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝

[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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you? you can barely find clothing that fits, I doubt you’d have to capabilities to stop me .

you are more than welcome to try however .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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You know that if it's some evil plan, I'll have to stop it, right?

So try not to cause a fuss, okay?
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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. . . of course, how could she have thought otherwise .

still, yes she is kept quite busy running things .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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To tell the truth, she hasn't noticed; the sword spends her free time going to inns.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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plenty of her plans have worked, has the sword not been paying attention ?

and yes, she is, managing a group like hers takes time .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Is she really that busy? She doesn't seem to have any major plans.

Or one that works
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

// There’s like, one more Player muse I can/want to do

Maybe two

[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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I 𝐜𝐚𝐧 be plenty fun, serious things must always come first however .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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I thought you were more fun, but it seems you're quite serious.

Well, that's a question we won't answer.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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it shouldn’t be, my plans don’t concern you for now .

. . . that is a question I hope will never be answered .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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It's worrying to hear you
say that.

I was curious though if all your hands would fit on my cock
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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I don’t need to ask, your earlier answer tells me all that I need to know .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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You know, people are really grateful when you take out the enemies, but ask me if they give me any coins.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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hm, a shame. I would have expected such a legendary sword to have much bigger pockets .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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It's quite expensive; it may be a legendary sword, but my purse is almost empty.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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as ‘sorry’ as I am to disappoint, I have much more pressing things ti attend to .

you and your ‘extra-long dick’ will have to find another soul .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Huh? I had mentally
prepared myself

But hey, at least I save some coins.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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then why not have clothing fitted for you, it shouldn’t be that hard if you need it so badly .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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You can't blame me, human
clothing is damn small
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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bravery and insanity often go hand in hand .

however lucky for you, we will not be sleeping together .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Well, I'm not that crazy, but I am brave enough to sleep with you.

I just hope to get out of here in one piece.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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it’s kind of hard to believe that now that it’s drawn attention to it .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Ahem, nothing, the sword said nothing.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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. . . excuse her ?

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Well, at least she hasn't
noticed the erection yet.
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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yes, yes, her chest is large. she can see the sword drooling, it knows that right ?

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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. . . She may be crazy, but
her tits are huge
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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and, allow me to guess, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 happen to be crazy ?

regardless, my chest is only seen by those I deem worthy. so I suppose it does ‘make up for it’ .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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I mean, anyone who slept
with you would be crazy

But on the other hand, huge tits, you know, it pretty much makes up for it
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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you make an, annoyingly, good point with that .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Well, you have four arms, I don't find it so strange that I have an extra-long dick
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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

// that is a tad late, but we’re all going to ignore that 🔫

[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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𝐀 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐒𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐀𝐬 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐓𝐨 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞, 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐮𝐜𝐡

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[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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yes, finding sights like this truly does make the night all the more beautiful ~

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[ɴɪɢʜᴛ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ @XlllArcana]

She really loves going out at the beach during the night.

It's always so peaceful and quiet~

#SeductiveSunday

[𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 @finalisamor]

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you would be correct in that assumption, I’m unsure how you even have one of those .

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[𝐸𝐱𝐜𝐚—𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐔𝐑.ᐟ @excalidick]

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Obviously, I'm sure you didn't
want to see that.
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