Excel Esquire

Helping lawyers make the most of Excel

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I'm having a special day.

[Windels Marx @WindelsMarx]

ANNOUNCEMENT - Ben Kusmin is now Special Counsel. Please join us in congratulating him! #lawyerpromotion #litigation #IPlitigation
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[Coach Tony Martins (views are my own) @shstrackletes]

What a race by Ryan Sula!!! 9:40.77!!! SILVER!!! And Emre Kusmin 5th with a PR 9:58.96! @ADSummitNJ @njmilesplit

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"Beyond my disquieting grasp of Word, I am also competent in the broader Microsoft Office suite. Excel’s boundless rectangles yield themselves to my whim as I sort columns and freeze rows like a rational demigod."
#relatable
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@RoskyLegalEd @keithedwards Hey Dianne! Long time no see (IRL that is)

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@appuntito160 Jezero

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@JamesClear Talk to strangers.

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@dlicj shank, let, lob, dink

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

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@LettersOfNote Can't wait to get my hands on one of the physical books! Congratulations.

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There are more asymptomatic victims than symptomatic victims. Let that sink in. Also #stayathome

[Nick Schifrin @nickschifrin]

.@EsperDoD: 600 sailors from @TheRealCVN71 have tested positive, and more than 350 are asymptomatic.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

A Black doctor in Miami, A HERO, who has been testing the homeless for COVID-19 because "the state is failing to protect them" was racially profiled and detained outside his home while he was unloading his van.

HIS NAME IS DR. HENDERSON.

KNOW HIS NAME!

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@AliceLfc4 A ripe heirloom tomato

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@ColoJen Some men interpret nine memos.

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We challenge you to recreate a work of art with objects (and people) in your home.

🥇 Choose your favorite artwork
🥈 Find three things lying around your house⠀
🥉 Recreate the artwork with those items

And share with us.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

"Sir, that's an ingenious way to avoid getting the Coronavirus."

"Coronavirus?"

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@svershbow Good for you! Love this campaign.

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@realDonaldTrump POTUS do you literally have nothing better to do than sit around writing these tweets?

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TP as bloodsport 👍

[Joe Buck @Buck]

I think it’s safe to say that on Day 16 (or is it 17) of the Quarantine, my @FOXSports colleague @chris_spielman has lost it. 🧻