mychal

legal assistant, optimist, reed college 2024

[mychal @excellent_dog]

said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in the monster mash announcer voice at the thanksgiving table as part of an elaborate bit and my family stopped talking to me altogether

[Rusty @realrustyfinn]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to save destiny 2

[El Borto @bortinez_]

“We can always tell” 😂😂😂

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I paid 1.99 for this meal and in 30 years I’ll be able to afford a midsize sedan

[Ali Ashraf🇵🇸 @AliJamalAshraf]

@Gebo___ I do, I'm in favor of solving both issues using dynamite

[mychal @excellent_dog]

@KarenFactsLover Even with those details, the story shows that the Israeli police are barbarous brutes who will beat their own citizens into submission. If I take everything you’re saying at face value, I still conclude that Israeli peacekeepers, including those in this story, should be hanged…

[High Altitude Alaska Research Pyramid @HouseOfLeavesMD]

@RadishHarmers All whales are bastards #AHAB

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

Its not "for free" that money is used to fund infrastructure and public goods throughout Israel

[mychal @excellent_dog]

@SekuharaVT @LookAtMyMeat1

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

I will vote for whichever candidate promises to have this guy executed live on television in 2028

[Wavy @Wavy667_]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to participate in a ritual to summon a Patron.

What are your thoughts on this?

[Ali Ashraf🇵🇸 @AliJamalAshraf]

@mitchellvii And if it wasn’t for my drinking problem, I’d be in perfect health

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[Jesse Walker @notjessewalker]

Cryptozoologists report a rare sighting of an alleged third branch of government.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Let's go M's!

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

im not as good as it as i used to but the gist is:
jump and hold forward, when you land you have to let go of forward and flick your mouse to the side and then jump again and then press forward again. it's really fun when you get the hang of it. i dont have revolvers on dis sav

[mychal @excellent_dog]

@caesararum hate to be the bearer of common sense but people under 65 are far more likely to have taxable income than people over 65. this post is pretty stupid.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

one legitimately cool thing about Boy Scouts is how they let us burn the flag as part of the Free Speech Merit Badge