Der Kaiser

emyu addicted.

[Der Kaiser @excobar88]

There is no rest for me in this world, perhaps in the next.

[Der Kaiser @excobar88]

@MohaXtra Is this true? @grok

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Arteta watching the Bosnians

[Der Kaiser @excobar88]

@idextratime 😢LINE

[Extra Time Indonesia @idextratime]

🇲🇾 Rata-rata gaji di Malaysia: Rp12-14 Juta

Harga Bensin RON 95:
- Subsidi: Rp8.790/liter
- Retail: Rp17.315/liter

🇮🇩 Rata-rata gaji di Indonesia: Rp4-6 Juta

Harga Bensin RON 92: Rp16.250/liter

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

*Russia banned from football for attacking Ukraine*

*USA, host of the World Cup, bombs Iran for over a month, kills its Supreme Leader and refuses to let the Iranian team stay even one night in the country*

FIFA President:

[Prabowo Subianto @prabowo]

Saya tidak bangga Indonesia dicap sebagai salah satu negara paling korup di dunia. Saya mendukung hukuman mati bagi koruptor.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes wins Premier League Player of the Season Award.

8 goals, 20 assists. 🇵🇹

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

@ManUtd Bruno 🖕🏼

[Handoko Tjung @handokotjung]

Weapon + armor + magic.

[dr. Gia Pratama @GiaPratamaMD]

DI podcast Bang Radit, bareng dr. Tirta, dr. Ikhsan yang tayang tadi malam.

Di bagian akhir, dr. Ikhsan yang katanya kurang ngikutin bola bertanya ke saya dan dr. Tirta:

“Kenapa sih bisa jadi fans Manchester United dan Liverpool?”

Malamnya saya mikir lagi.

Iya juga ya. Kenapa saya bisa jatuh cinta sama Manchester United?

Ternyata yang membuat saya melekat dengan MU itu karena ada nilai hidup yang sama.

Nilai pantang menyerah.

Sampai ada istilah Fergie Time.

Jangan berhenti nonton MU sebelum pertandingan selesai. Karena berkali-kali, sejarah membuktikan, MU bisa bangkit di menit-menit akhir.

Justru masa perpanjangan waktu sering jadi momen paling menegangkan, paling hidup, dan paling layak ditunggu.

Dan mungkin itu yang paling relate.

Bahwa selama peluit akhir belum dibunyikan, selama napas masih diberikan, selama Allah masih memberi waktu, kita masih punya kesempatan untuk bangkit.

Tetap jalan. Tetap berjuang. Tetap percaya.

Sampai peluit terakhir hidup kita berbunyi, dan kita pulang kepada-Nya dalam keadaan sudah memberikan yang terbaik.

[Der Kaiser @excobar88]

@utdfocusid Sebenernya mau tapi trauma ama kasus OLE

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨🗣️ @FabrizioRomano on Casemiro: “34 years old. Out of contract in June. Man of the Match. 9 (!) goals, in the most difficult league in the world, playing as a defensive midfielder at Manchester United.

“Decision to leave made in January. Giving up? Start thinking about next club? Save energies? Avoid injury for World Cup?
No way. Run. Score. Help your teammate. Pure leadership.

“Fight on every ball for 90 minutes, looking like he never won any trophy before... and guess what, he's won 5 Champions League, over 20 career trophies with club and country.

“And guess what again, there's not even a trophy to win. Just leaving Man United with a Champions League spot, playin' at best level possible, be top professional always, making sure this club and al the fans will remember you as an incredible player. The monster who won everything and was still there, running on every single ball and even scoring 9 (!) goals.

“One of the giants of our generation. Case-mito.

“Carlos Henrique José Francisco Venancio Casimiro. 🐐” ❤️👏🏼

[dana @sdwidana]

Indonesia gagal menjadi negara agraris

[Prabowo Subianto @prabowo]

14. Anggaran perjalanan dinas: Rp. 20 T per tahun. Ini pemborosan. Harus dicoret. Jika saya presiden, tidak boleh pejabat RI plesiran ke LN.

[Rubison @rubison_]

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

[Virality Clips @ViralityClips]

She can guess the dance moves just by hearing the footwork

[Parinda 2.0🕊 @Parinda_2]

Israel and America

[Der Kaiser @excobar88]

you deserve a cluster of stars,
but instead
you have me.
I hope you know I will do
everything I can,
to give you the lasting,
true love you deserve.

[Der Kaiser @excobar88]

@Utdtruthful Ugarte is a type of LEGS btw. He may only want an Englishman