The Excuse Factory

We've all had them, rubbish excuses - send them in so we can RT them anonymously and share the comedy

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

"Sorry, not for me tonight - I don't like the cold" - North London

[Jo Thornely @jothornely]

Wouldn't it be more newsworthy if one day Jeremy Clarkson WASN'T a c*nt?

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"Sorry, I can't make it, I was sick in the fridge last night and my wife isn't too happy" - Finchley

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"Can I give gorge-walking a miss? Only I've got this ezcema which is triggered by non-salt water" - Yorkshire #bestexcuseever #orisitworst

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

#Valentine 's day is always choc full or remarkably shit excuses - send them in for anonymous RT's...

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

Another masterclass from England there - what's their excuse? #CricketWorldCup #AUSvENG #cricket

[DAL @dalchodha]

London's not that shit @shitlondon

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

"2 people, who booked flights from N. Ireland, simply didn't turn up without any notice or warning. Never heard from them again..." Durham

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

Lots of wedding invites coming our way at the minute - let us know the worst excuses you've had for people not coming / pulling out...

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"Nah, I can't play five-a-side on Tuesday." "Why not?" "Because it's in York and I don't want to leave the LS postcode" - Leeds

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

And he goes and gets double 8 next leg. Genius. #darts #philthepower #skydarts

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

Phil Taylor we love you to bits but there's no excuse for 6 darts at double 8. But if anyone can come back from such a setback, it's him...

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

"I might have to give dinner a miss, the next day is a big one at Church" - York

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

"People are coming and looking through the fence and putting my team on the internet and giving it to the press." - #pardew #nufc

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"Sorry for the late reply, I lost my phone battery in my living room" - Huddersfield

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

"“Today was a little bit unfair on us. We couldn’t move the game to Sunday because of the Notting Hill Carnival.” http://t.co/KCW90PufxM

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

"Wee’re all enthralled by what’s happening with the Olympics– Maybe we should all concentrate a little bit more on the transfer market now.”

[The Excuse Factory @excusefactory]

Thanks to @JohnAlexLyle and http://t.co/KCW90PufxM for these... #ExcuseSunday #pardew #nufc