ItWasAllForYou

I really think we are all at least a little bit schizophrenic. I know who you are by looking at you. But what I really want to know is: who ELSE are you?

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

Quit turning to Google looking for the peace that only God can provide.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

I have made a lot of bad decisions in my life, but choosing not to be a person who corrects strangers' spelling on the internet is not one of them.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

@LizerReal But didn't you see the movie The Birds?

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

@megisntreal And when it reflects off the road so I can see absolutely nothing at all except blinding light

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

@naretevduorp Both sides are angry and full of hate.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

When you are a mom and your kids are sick and you finally get to go to sleep but you intentionally try to sleep terrible so that you don't sleep too deeply and potentially sleep through any needs that may arise in the night hours.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

Adhd to me means stopping in the middle of making a pb+j to put the toaster away.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

Since Hollywood is just circling back to old things, can we please have a series of "where are they now" following up on couples from our favorite rom-coms from the 80s and 90s? Who's still married? Who is widow(er)ed?
#hollywood #tvseries #pitch #MakeItHappen #needtoknow

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Amazing that some people still think the news is real 😂

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

This world is caught between "mind your own business" / "stop worrying about other people" and "no one cares about me" / "I wish someone cared enough to check on me".

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

Applies mascara
Sneezes

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

Husband: enjoy some time unwinding.
Me: did you say enjoy some time drinking wine-ing?
Husband: exactly what I said.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

(Pretending make believe restaurant)
5: what kind of coffee do you want? We have 2 options. One has syrup and has super flavor from a tree. The other is only okay but people don't really like it.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

5: We floss because it makes our teeth wobbly and they fall out and we get five dollars?!
Me: No. We floss to keep our gums healthy. If you don't take good care of your gums they will rot and get infected and your teeth will fall out.
5: Then you get $5!!!
Me: ... No.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

@LizerReal I bought a dress off Amazon and it was a bit too big. I mentioned this to 6 who said, "don't worry, you'll grow into it." 🥴

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

Me: I gotta take pictures of this fun family event today.

Takes no pictures.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

@Not_the_Bee As opposed to....

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

@Not_the_Bee Wind turbine syndrome is NOT psychosomatic. Just waiting for the science to catch up and the $$$ to quit silencing its victims.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

@Not_the_Bee Scientists need to watch more movies. We've all seen how this one ends.

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

@official_flo so late for concert in green bay, not cool

[ItWasAllForYou @exhalingnow]

Was brave today and made the phone call I was dreading. Went well. Yay me!