Liv 🦋

I am a pilgrim in search of the perfect tomato. It is my grail and I shall follow it all my life.

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

Hard to say if my antidepressant has started working yet. On the one hand my house is clean and I’ve been eating at normal intervals, but on the other hand I’ve been listening to a lot of Lana Del Rey and I gave myself bangs

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

Was violently shaken from a nap this afternoon as I awoke from a dream in which I apologized to a man I was casually seeing for missing his cello recital because I was kidnapped and taken to remote island in the North Atlantic, but the worst part is I probably would do that.

[Rhyienne @Rhyienne]

#NewProfilePic

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

I made my first college course an introductory law class SPECIFICALLY to deter myself from making any plans to ever go to law school. And it is working I hate it ☺️

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

@Kraniotomie this is homophobic and you have a gay daughter

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

Hives. She got hives.

[no @zedonarrival]

one thing about mothers who treat their daughters like an extension of them is that they'll have a meltdown when the kid cuts all their hair off

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

@AlienBabyFina @VT_ivory2436 This isn’t guaranteed to work just fyi. I know plenty of military members who’ve cheated and their command won’t always care. That article is more typically used when ppl are having affairs w/in the command that disrupt order. Not saying nothing will happen, just don’t bet on it.

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

@jk_rowling You and the author of this letter could not possibly have missed the point trans ppl and their allies are making any more spectacularly. She doesn’t like being told she’s not a real woman?? Imagine how trans ppl feel, especially when a famous STRAIGHT author does it so publicly.

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

@junildamarie It’s happening right now in Wright Park! People will be out here for several more hour!

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

you country doesn't have free healthcare, there's a 40% unemployment rate and some pills cost $100 per prescription and you're wondering why ppl robbed a pharmacy?

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

@Kraniotomie Are you suggesting that the police in the video are also involved in an elaborate self-sabotage scheme? Why would they violently shove this man to the ground, further discrediting their institution? Why are you, a long-time libertarian, so defensive of the state?

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

@Kraniotomie These are both screenshots of a VIDEO, he was still moving when his head was elevated. Here it’s resting on the ground. I’m sure you know, as a physician, that head trauma can and often does cause ear bleeding — especially given that a 5 second google search can find that info

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

Mine would be that I interrupted making out in a movie theater to ask his thoughts on abortion on the first date

[audrey bowler @aud_bowler]

birth charts are out. myers briggs types are out. i only want to know why jerry would break up with you if you had a one-episode character arc as a girl he dates on seinfeld

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

if anybody on this godforsaken site knows what chapstick Adam Driver uses please let me know, having my lips look as plush and moisturized as his is easily in my top 3 goals of 2020

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

@SpacemanBobs social distancing HARD MODE ™

[Liv 🦋 @exleashkid]

I waited so long to eat that my stomach hurt and when I finally did eat it was very spicy ramen and a diet coke so now my stomach hurts worse.
Why am I like this??