Bitch McConnell

Clever girl. she/her. ENTHUSIASTIC SINCE 1979!!!

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

I look healthy. I am not.

I give myself injections to kill my immune system to treat Crohn’s disease and Ulcerative colitis.

I am severely allergic to all antibiotics at this point—even topical creams.

I get very sick very easily.

This is what #HighRiskCovid19 looks like.

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@asinglefather Protect this man at all cost

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@InternetHippo …Legally

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@InternetHippo I wake up each morning praying that we find out

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

God, I miss this old bird

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@TotaPodcast Nyx! A beautiful name also. Looking forward to it!

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@TotaPodcast hey! I just started listening to ToTa and I really dig it. I’m on Ghost Lines and I just really wanted to say how much I love Niko’s voice. Is that weird? It might be weird. I might be weird? Anyway, she has such an elegant voice and I love it.

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@theneonstreets You guys continue to be the best and most favorite podcast

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@theneonstreets I meant to say this earlier, but I am so relieved FDoops didn’t turn squid. Also, if you were to use any of my verses in the podcast, I would die happy (but hopefully not for a long time)

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@theneonstreets I thought maybe he was graywater’d, but even that would be terrible 😩

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

Also, I felt like the bars on Crohn’s disease were just for me. I mean, they probably weren’t, but I’m going to continue to believe they were just for me anyway

[Jason Koebler @jason_koebler]

Important space story: https://t.co/FdDf3SLkWq

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@sikenpoems That bitch was lying

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@v21 Honestly surprised that doesn’t happen regularly

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

@ErinInTheMorn @bourgeoisalien 🤍💗💙🤍💗💙🤍

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

I want to play a game where currency is self-sealing stem bolts

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

She’s a ten but she’s my X

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

She’s a ten but she’s an X

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

She’s a ten but she’s hungry

[Bitch McConnell @exlibris]

Fantastic plot twist at the end!

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

I stand in awe of this headline