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Mama, here comes midnight, with the dead moon in its jaws

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All the punks are witches or cowboys now.

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@YourAnonNews @BackupJeffx That’s Marilyn Manson

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@DHSgov @juliettekayyem @CNN This is an unhinged tweet from a government entity. @DHSgov are you cool? You sound like a jilted ex

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NarcDonald’s

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Why do I love this song so much?

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

The second single from Guts is hammy, blasé, and brilliant

Our review of Olivia Rodrigo's "Bad Idea Right?" ↓ https://t.co/9oN4QRzbmj

[GBH @GBH]

SO THIS NEW HAMPSHIRE WOMAN CLAIMS SHE SLIPPED AND FELL ON PROSCIUTTO AT EATALY AND NOW SHE IS SUING FOR $50K. BUT THEN LILIANA FROM FALL RIVER CALLED INTO BPR AND SAID THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE PROSCIUTTO IS A CURED MEAT WITH NO GREASY SHINE. IT'S NOT MORTADELLA OR CAPICOLA.

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@jersiegel Only if it’s a bangin’ tomato! No grocery store tomatoes!

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@KevinSabet @FrancisSuarez Narc

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@breadable Annoying one! Wordle 763 5/6

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@1mikaelams @jduffyrice @nicolepomarico She’s saying “if you’re trash, don’t do jury duty”, not “you’re trash if you don’t do jury duty”

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@elonmusk @wrong_speak They did. And were expelled for it. You’re not this dumb. Stop being purposely obtuse to appeal to your fan base

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@adamxii Thanks for sharing, not nearly enough coverage of this

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Sick 🎶

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I watch these movies about high school in the 90s but none of boys are gleeking

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@LisaFurioso @UhhYeahDude This had me laughing so hard. One of the best!

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Oakley sunglasses, not intended for eyes @UhhYeahDude

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@WhiteHouse Cool, pass the #safebankingact

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@adamxii @rock929ROCKS Oh I’m ‘02 but I’d like to switch to ‘92 solely for So What’cha Want

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

it has been a pleasure shilling beef to you

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

if this is really it imma find my wife and head to pf changs