S.

not that deep

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Someone who’s cruel to others and kind to you will eventually turn on you.

You can count on that.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me agreeing with every plan my boss has while plotting my escape:

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[BABY DOLL 🧚🏽🇿🇦 @moretshiaa]

My slow moments dust me so much 😭😭like helllllo??? Switch on

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Oh Delta you will always be that bitch

[S. @exsactlyu]

13320

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i can't believe the bugs about to come back i'm already irritated

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

chill i be late asf

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

10:30am is really a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I need a job where I'm just given my tasks for the day and I'm left alone to do 'em. Little to no talking required.

[S. @exsactlyu]

No gift is crazy, i literally prepped this bitch 3 weeks ago

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i know it's really unpleasant but please don't look away from what's happening, we need to all be in loud vocal opposition to this

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

I thought you were one of those everything is demonic Christians?

[Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon]

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at https://t.co/cHLs9sKqix

[Dura @pleaselmb]

• A good paying job here
• Fix and heal me mentally and emotionally
• Clarity and finding my way back to my purpose
• I want to be genuinely happy again and this time forever.

[parks @parkersity_9]

Accidentally falling asleep always the best sleep and that’s so irritating 😭😭😭

[oluwaseyi @oluwaseyi_14]

what if they shot him out back

[Shane Gilarinjdkjfnf Alexander @MrGChristopher]

You are an Asian woman who can’t pull a White guy in California. Black people should be the least of your worries.

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

Girl math is not wanting to get pregnant + having the feral urge to get cre*mpied during ovulation.