ezek 🌱

saying vague shit that only i understand

[anomali @Anomali210830]

Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!

10/24/26

10² + 24² = 26²

This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

[ezek 🌱 @exsvi]

https://t.co/ogCSXewSep

[George Ferman @Helios_Movement]

The ADHD brain explained.

A guide to understanding:
-What it really is
-How it develops
-Its neurochemistry
-The key environmental factors that impact these mechanisms
-How to rewire key pathways in order to be able to focus and crave hard tasks
-Alternative tools that can help repair the underlying biology of the disorder
-Why most treatments fail or have serious side effects -What actually moves the needle to get it under control
and more.

Here's what you need to know.
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[VALORANT Leaks & News @VALORANTLeaksEN]

#VALORANTChampions 2027: Austin, Texas, USA 🇺🇸 // #VALORANT

📅: September 16 - October 10, 2027

[JDavidT @_JayDoe]

Best breakdown I’ve seen so far.

[Captain Insight @CaptainInsightX]

a preview of AGI..😭

[ezek 🌱 @exsvi]

It’s happening

[NSA Cyber @NSACyber]

Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.

[ezek 🌱 @exsvi]

https://t.co/JOtzDncdx1

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

Mr. Cinderella✨

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

college

[CG @cgtwts]

holy shit, this is literally the stimulation hypothesis.

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Democrats finding the only candidate that could possibly lose to JD Vance:

[ezek 🌱 @exsvi]

It clicked

[ezek 🌱 @exsvi]

modulus arithmetic will NEVER click

[ezek 🌱 @exsvi]

she shows up in dreams, in art, and in the images that grip him without him knowing why. she takes part in all the symbolism of his inner personality. She's a picture of his own soul in its most unguarded state

[【運営】国鳥CS @KokuchoCS]

七皇の剣チャレンジで見事、『七皇の剣』を引き当てたのはオニツカさんでした！
おめでとうございます！！

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

filling up my girl’s water bottle before bed

[CSPAN @cspan]

Sen. @CoryBooker (D-NJ) calls FBI Director Patel a lackey and argues with @ChuckGrassley (R-IA):

Booker: "What a mockery you are."

Patel: "You are the biggest mockery in the United States Senate."

Grassley: "Are you ready to shut up?"

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Man, for people who hate SNAP because "it's a handout" sure are fucking salivating over a fake $5,000 handout.