Abhishek

Critical Thinking Catalyst | Tech nerd | Love 🇮🇳 🏏💻

[Abhishek @extraa2AB]

My Phrends … compiling all the greatest #memefest of all time on this #AprilFool.

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@Pawankhera @kharge @RahulGandhi बधाई हो पवन जी।

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@AdityaRajKaul Transfer is not action. And no action will be counted until Dharmendra Pradhan is sacked.

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@KirenRijiju Why your son is not proud to study in India? Have you created a hellhole of education by continuous scams, leaks and mafia controlled system in India?

[Rattan Dhillon @ShivrattanDhil1]

What more proof does the government need?

My father has been driving this Mercedes for the last 17 years. Not a single major issue, not a single complaint. But over the past few days, the car started behaving unusually, and today it finally threw up a P0087-4A fault code.

Can someone please explain to Mr. Gadkari what this code means?

Maybe it’s not contaminated fuel, maybe it isbut something definitely feels wrong. I don’t know about the rest of India, but some fuel pumps around Chandigarh seem suspicious. This is now the second vehicle in my family to show fuel-related symptoms.

17years of flawless service, and now it feels like this trusted companion may not have many years left. Today, for the first time in a long while, I saw genuine sadness on my father’s face.

People who spend their lives travelling in government vehicles may never understand this emotion. For many of us, a car is not just a machine that takes us from one place to another. It becomes a part of the family. It carries memories, journeys, celebrations, and stories.

This isn’t written in anger. It’s a folded-hands request. Please don’t take away the emotional connection people have with their vehicles.🙏🏻

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

A revealing chat with my fellow “anti-national Soros agents.”

Vedant and his friends are brilliant, brave young Indians who asked CBSE and the Modi government simple questions - but got insults instead of answers.

They deserve a bright and secure future. We will make sure they get it.

[Siddharth's Echelon @SiddharthKG7]

If you do not see this today in North, thank the Aravalli Range. Otherwise, a large part of North can turn into desert. The desert is moving fast and we have only one barrier against it.

All that nicety nice Lutyens too will cease to exist.

Stop the mining. Save Aravalli.

[Sarthak Sidhant @sidhant_sarthak]

CBSE has systematically rewritten its rulebook to favor Coempt Eduteck.

check out the blog.

[Abhishek @extraa2AB]

@Sachingupta ये वही हाईवे है क्या, जिसका एक बार जाने का टोल 1600 रुपये कुछ था?

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@khurpenchh Mandatory treatment

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@khansmeme Falguni Pathak Lite

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@nitin_gadkari धृतराष्ट्र बन चुके हैं ।

धृतराष्ट्र अंत में बहुत दुःख में रहा ।

[Arvind Sharma @sarviind]

प्रिय नितिन गडकरी जी;

15 रुपए पेट्रोल तो छोड़िए। यह इथेनॉल गाड़ियों की क्या दुर्दशा कर रहा है, वो देखिए। यह मत कहना कि यह झूठ है। इथेनॉल आपकी जेब जरूर भर सकता है, लेकिन आम आदमी को बर्बाद करने में कोई कसर नहीं छोड़ेगा।

[Abhishek @extraa2AB]

@DrNimoYadav This was banger by @Aunindyo2023 🔥

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@IndianGems_ If I were him, I would have made sure to put the highest amount of defamation on that stooge.

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@ThePuneMirror What happened to that buy Swadeshi call by Modi?

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@ni5arga Amazing finding!!
I have no doubt that Mythos will kill all the public portals in India.

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

> After making LTCG from Nil to 12.5%
> After making STCG from 15% to 20%
> After making STT from 0.01 % to 0.05%
> After removing indexation on debt funds and taxing at slab rate
> After introducing tax on SGB in secondary market from Nil to 12.5%

After making so many policy blunders, rupees depreciation and not caring about FII exit, it's so nice of Finance minister to say she is open for public feedback and suggestions.

You never needed any public suggestion, it's your arrogance that has put economy in such a big mess. There is no rocket science in knowing that FII would anyday invest in safe US economy at 5% yields because to beat that 5% they've to earn atleast 12-15% in India if you consider rupees depreciation and tax.

[Abhishek @extraa2AB]

@ANI Iske paas modi ki cd hai shayad. Isiliye ise baar baar bail mil jati hai.

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@narendramodi @oppatel_sp Now how much burden will the massive hike by you cause to Gujarat? Or some other state?

[Abhishek @extraa2AB]

बात तो सही कही थी रामदेव ने। अगर देश में प्रत्येक व्यक्ति के पास कालाधन हो तो 50 क्या पूरे सौ साल तक टैक्स नहीं देना पड़ेगा।

वी डिमांड कालाधन फॉर एवरीवन !!

[स्वामी रामदेव @yogrishiramdev]

कालाधन आये तो 50 साल तक टैक्स नही देना होगा॥

[Abhishek @extraa2AB]

@yogrishiramdev @raga43554 बात तो सही कही थी रामदेव ने। अगर देश में प्रत्येक व्यक्ति के पास कालाधन हो तो 50 क्या पूरे सौ साल तक टैक्स नहीं देना पड़ेगा।

वी डिमांड कालाधन फॉर एवरीवन !!