n 🇵🇸

THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree

[n 🇵🇸 @extrabinch]

love checking out pokémon card discourse

[n 🇵🇸 @extrabinch]

@Skywalkervader2 @westerosies

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

The American people deserve to know if Mitch McConnell is dead. It’s not fair to keep us in limbo like this. Planning a party takes time.

[n 🇵🇸 @extrabinch]

@Neopets I HAVE TO WORK THAT WEEKEND CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE RESCHEDULE

[roey @roeyinreal]

Cool by Gwen Stefani just started playing in Walgreens

[n 🇵🇸 @extrabinch]

@AshleyLeenerts @pumrtkcuf @TeamTalaricoHQ there’s no selecting traits, why don’t you spend your time reading a book instead of arguing about shit you clearly know nothing about

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

the end of this being “how do I give him the tablet back?” is so bleak lmao

[n 🇵🇸 @extrabinch]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

84-year-old Senator Mitch McConnell was hospitalized this morning, his office says.

McConnell has been in office since 1985.

[wint @dril]

does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything

[n 🇵🇸 @extrabinch]

another net worth goal achieved 💪onward and upward i go

[n 🇵🇸 @extrabinch]

i can’t believe i’m saying this but twitter has done more harm to the community than PTCG hell ever did

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Overstating the excesses of Woke I will be punishable by death under Woke II

[n 🇵🇸 @extrabinch]

being performative about dumb shit while also giving money to elon musk to use this app is actually a pretty beast combo now that i think about it

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Call her AI the way she’s giving me slop

[boop @xboxbodywash]

Sunday: Madonna
Monday: Madonna
Tuesday: Whore
Wednesday: Toss-Up
Thursday: Whore
Friday: Madonna
Saturday: Whore

[zara @partydisgusting]

Boy moms working tirelessly to make sure even the next generation of men are just as useless and reliant on women’s labour as the previous ones

[n 🇵🇸 @extrabinch]

is mitch mcconnell even in this thing

[masha @masha_slp]

Men do be good at parking I’ll give them that