lauren

the devil is working but Kris Jenner is working harder

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

hot summer nights, mid July

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

"girl lunch" is an elaborate salad that's roughly 25% of your body weight and a murder podcast.

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

every time a bus in brooklyn ACTUALLY arrives and ACTUALLY takes me where i’m going it feels like a neighborhood wide victory

[No Slang September 🔜 @premiles_]

Need to start saying more stuff like this

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

what a time to be an ariana grande fan

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

i can never exit from the correct union square subway exit, but i can tell you what street corner i’m walking up into by smell alone.

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

i know of few things as nice as walking around your neighborhood on the first day of warmth, with airpods, and a roll of film, and the sun setting.

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

big boy's proud to be a michigan thing

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

i love breaking bread

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

the most confusing part of the murdaugh murders is the pronunciation of the name Alex

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

you know you’re straddling two age groups when you have to increase the text size on your computer because your acne meds are making your eyes dry

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

if you’re curious “suddenly i see” by kt tunstall would soundtrack this moment

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

stopping mid sidewalk fast walk to pop my hip back into place

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

pastina with Lawry's Seasoning Salt is my culture.

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

setting an alarm for mcdonald’s breakfast

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

[Dallas Zoo @DallasZoo]

The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Me saying Beetlejuice twice on the House floor

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

if they have to vote again there isn't going to be any pencil left to record with.

[lauren @extralaurdinary]

listening to ANY old white man talk passionately at a podium with a little microphone is just a priest giving a homily to me.