We live in the dystopian future.

Giving spicy takes on mayo politics.

Casual PR department for @theandyharris 😂 plz follow me senpai.

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The call of the void is simply your user hitting "A".

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@DennyBurk Shut the fuck up.

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Only the *"best"* "systems* in the world require the over used proletariat.

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I require exactly 0 people to tell me I'm free tomorrow, or I will smack someone and tell them to google Montell Jordan to ask them "if this is how we do it".

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Dystopian societies require the sick to forgo their prescription to work...this is amerikka

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The phrase "it's a great escape" shouldn't exist in the "democracy" that is amerikkka.

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There is peace where peace is profitable, war is found where war is profitable.

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https://t.co/HbtsyWjINW

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@auricursine @tubawidow @Stop_Trump20 Please, please, please, I beg...what is this from?

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@RockKeyShuss @Angry_Staffer Nothing against you.

Perfect representation of the "left" (let's be fair Dems aren't left of anything besides extreme right), it seems to be getting closer yet never does.

[Variety @Variety]

It’s Time to Recognize Kenan Thompson, ‘SNL’ Legend and Sitcom Star, With an Acting Emmy https://t.co/F908PmzF6z

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@DonaldJTrumpJr This is satire right?

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Damn Iolaus can't even save you now @ksorbs

#CapitolRiots

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@patriottakes Pfizer here, nothing to see here *beep* move along

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@RDickemdown @GoLeftUS

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@hectah_usa @joemcken @GoLeftUS The US is pretty poor, they just squeeze the dimes and convince the poor we need the protection. The military is a glorified cult just like cops are.

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Lololol

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@micaespinosam @HamillHimself Wowzers

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#Politics in the #USA feels like reality TV for people who claim to be too smart for reality TV.

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@GOP
@DNC