Jake Ganzer

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Trans Lives Matter

Serving you Tired Aunt Energy™
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[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Weighted blanket? You mean leaving all of my clean clothes in a pile on my bed and just sliding under the covers?

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

All of us at Columbia with Dame @mallorymaedke

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

🎶Scooby-Dooby-Doo [abrupt shift to Blink-182 voice] Where are you?🎶

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Kept getting roasted for the coat I was wearing to Thanksgiving and all I could do to defend myself was whimper "I got it on sale" like the broken Midwestern person I am.

[Hadestown @hadestown]

She’ll get you to your final destination! Get your first look at this theatre god, @DiamondLillias.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Rebelliously making risotto is all fun and games until it turns out bad.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

This isn't Party City, this is Shindig Suburb at best.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

The neighborhood youths are having a wacky (loud) party next door and I'd hoped I would be the cool "its all chill" neighbor but no, I'm just:

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Which also sounds like the review my Sophomore year term paper got.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Recent review of my flirting: "It's repetitive without actual content."

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

@alldayemmaday Emma I can't come in to work tomorrow I'm calling in gay, sry.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Make it normal to accidentally like your own tweet about apologizing to your dog when you sneeze because it startles them from their reveries.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Make it normal to apologize to your dog when you sneeze because it startles them from their reveries.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

The bank account to Jake when the car repair bill comes in and it is *not* low.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

@m_giacchino is probably the most fun composer for movies out there, good vibes all around 🦇🦸‍♂️🐒

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Also, it's that time again.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Submitted for a writing fellowship and had to link my twitter, and this tweet is in case they see my page to know that I can write funny #noticemehorton

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Honestly, I'll say it, my dog has an attitude sometimes.

[Kyle J McCloskey @kyle_mccloskey]

Officially starting a campaign for @musicboxtheatre to do a Friday night double feature for Shrek's 21st birthday of Shrek & Shrek 2 on April 22, 2022

This is the people's wish Music Box!!!!

Let's DO IT

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

Working at a high school, the most horrifying things I overheard this week was "You don't know her like I do," and "Don't tell her I said this, but..." in one conversation.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

"He looked so happy" and swarthy. Chuck it away.

[Jake Ganzer @extravaganzer92]

There are pictures of me where I'm happy but look bad, and pictures of me where I'm unhappy but look rockin'. I need you to know the difference between which ones can be my death notice and which ones don't make the montage.