Hermi(t)one

Pilled on extropy?? 🧬⛓️‍💥 | Anti-sexual sex worker 🦖☄️| Poly with 1 person ever | Dogmatic scepticism 🤔

[Hermi(t)one @extropilled]

My maximalist message 🎀

[springtim ☀️🌺🌳 @timoshando]

in a ‘daily declutter’ accountability group, 1 thing per day, it’s awesome!

Our first defection today…

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It was a mistake I donated a lot of my belongings (documented here https://t.co/1ED7fO5swq). Now my clothes are scattered around the world.
if I were a desired heiress I would ask my father the king to run a contest: whoever brings them all back gets to marry his daughter. They’d have to undress other women only to bring their clothes to me.
It’s a more difficult challenge than stringing Odysseus’s bow.

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People who kiss casually do you know that besides cavity-causing strep in theory you can catch h.pylori that raises a risk of stomach cancer if it colonizes 😷

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@xihitl If your mom was your age and you didn’t know it’s your mom would you fuck her?

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@Acre108

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@9chabard @9chabard were you a person who made a joke at treeweek so funny that laughs resulted in a noise complaint?

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@jakeolenick What’s your tree count? (people at tree week you’ve had sex with)

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First time i was “a follow” since 95% of women were and it was humiliating that a random bloke could have that symbolic power over me. The second time i decided to be “a lead” and even though i’m not into dancing and was just loitering, leading was more … “intellectually stimulating” , if only it was the reason why all the daddy doms spawn 😫

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When i have a child i want sperm collected without ejaculation 💉 . To avoid animalistic orgasm associations. In this haystack i’m reaching for a needle

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So jealous of west berlin being exempt from draft during cold war
Meanwhile i keep hearing rants about this drill where you crawl through tunnel filled with pig offals to get used to rotting flesh at front lines

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It’s funny in dense london boroughs management enforces a single designated garbage collection hour. if you are as paranoid about law obedience as me, you can use it as an excuse to bolt or as a “false” time constraint if you are pua

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It’s so beautiful when you sit across the table from someone and thus see different surroundings and different people. That’s why i wouldn’t want a clone instead of a fusion child. why equality taken to its logical conclusion is like returning to a before spacetime uniformity. Talk about leptin secretion differences but i’m still scared of glp-1s erasing one incarnation of meritocracy

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There’s first degree burn. But third degree murder. Do we use degree as a scale or as a rank to describe first-order answers like this.
- why do you prefer signal over telegram?
- telegram is not end-to-end encrypted by default
- yes and why is that an issue?
- because i want privacy
- yes and for what, from whom, of what?

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decoupling has a very narrow usage, only for final assessement of the argument. like when you need to decouple someone’s hottness from how much you like what they are saying. you make one person dress as a limbic system and the other as pre-frontal cortex and stage a swords fight between them
But to parse the argument in the first place we need recoupling. You can’t cut off an organ from blood supply, that’s a dead matter. That’s what circling circus does. They tell you to decouple what you feel in the moment from the mesmerizing miriad of trails that led to it and thus end up at boring conversational cul-de-sac.
That’s why i don’t like reddit anonymity. I want more cues about how you arrived at your conclusions. How hot are you? it influences what you are saying. but not how much i like what you are saying. Because yeah peel the skin from that pre-historic fish with a decoupling knife. It’s just not a swiss knife

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@Acre108 i tell subscribers my favorite position is “standing 69” because of that “flip me like a coin” logic

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Today is Ukraine’s independence day. We used to have a talent contest where only girls born in same year Ukraine got independent could participate. Luckily i'm not 35 yet. But my # 1 trait on glosso is independent , so maybe i can qualify.
i take it for granted, but it’s not easy for Ukraine.
My father works in the military office from 8am till 10pm without a single day off, weekends are working days too
Recently russians hit grocery storage near my extended family’s house. I was like “was it groceries for the army?”, but turns out it’s just a regular supermarket’s warehouse.
Maybe it’ll get to the same point as when soviet union was collapsing USA sent us aid - frozen chicken leg quarters known as Bush’s legs. Americans preferred chicken breast. There was a myth they didn’t want drumsticks bc they retained the most antibiotics used in industrial farming. Well i ate them so

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Split fig resembling vagina has been secretly so integrated into my life.

1. There’s a sticking thumb between middle and index finger gesture my grandma could playfully show me to say “you get nothing” after an entitled ask.
She didn’t know it means penetration so like “cunt is what you get”. It is called “showing a fig”, but in Ukraine it’s “showing random word noone knows stands for a type of pear” bc figs aren’t common there. Split pears have the same cleft so.
Slavic languages can also season it with poppy seeds or butter to intensify “you get zero”
In the Mediterranean it’s just a middle finger equivalent
Portugese speakers use it as a good luck charm, bc.. fertility.
And english speakers for some reason use it for “i got your nose” , prudes.

2. The word Sycophant comes from greek sykon - fig. While now it means exploiting powerful people by being obsequious, it used to mean exploiting powerful people by making false accusations against them, so still showing a fig and being a cunt

3 . We have expressions like “іди на fig” (fuck you), “наFIGа” (why the fuck) , but we mainly call fig fruit differently in ukrainian (інжир), so i thought these are just random letters
Even Shakespeare used it for insults “The figo for thee then!”, but it’s not used anymore in English language, which strongly lacks swearings, we should bring it back 🍌🍓

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Speaking of braids, i need a maid to braid my hair before i go to sleep so it doesn’t get tangled. Is this still a job people get hired for?

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I never feel more at one with the universe than when hanging out with my in-laws. It’s like looking at stars formation. like weaving a braid. obviously bc you get to see what shaped your partner.
we should normalize meeting parents outside dating context too. I didn’t plan to go to an event tomorrow, but then found out @jakeolenick’s dad will be there, and now i’m going. This should be one of event marketing tricks

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By “would’ve never spoken” i didn’t mean the start , i meant we should’ve just stayed silent for years.
By moon and stars and shadowed oak,
I bind this house with solemn stroke.
Be still, these halls, and hold your breath,
For laughter is a kind of death.
The house is still, the skin stays fair
Joy is banished, wrinkles spare

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I can’t bear to see crow’s feet in Cyril’s eyes. If I could go back in time, I would’ve never spoken to him. It’s the cumulative effect of moments like this 👹