Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠

American - YIMBY - Primacist Realist with Liberal Instrumentalism - Space Enthusiast - PROUD FLORIDIAN! - 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🇪🇺🇬🇧🇯🇵🇰🇷🇦🇷🇦🇺🇺🇳

[Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠 @exyte3d]

Took 3 hours out of my day to label every historical figure in this video

[zedsamcat🏳️‍🌈✡️ @zedsamcat]

Me pulling up the function with my Banderite, Liberal, Anarchist, and Trotskyist oomfs

[Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠 @exyte3d]

@nostalgskynews Glad to be on the team (I didn’t ask for this)

[Jeremy Judkins @jeremyjudkins_]

Elon Musk responds to Tesla crash

[Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠 @exyte3d]

Love that I can be gone for a month and as long as I post something with even the slightest bit of effort put into it I’ll get at least 100 likes

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Corrected version

[LibertyTWT News @nostalgskynews]

This fella should do it if he gets enough attention, he promises!

[Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠 @exyte3d]

Literally why does it still give me the option to translate my bio from Chinese

My bio contains no Chinese

[Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠 @exyte3d]

@OnlyAsinine Why on earth was this put on my timeline literally who are you

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@jamesdoe1912 What happens if there is a rebellion?

[Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠 @exyte3d]

Obama if he was gay:
“Let me be today’s wordle”

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Corrected version

[Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠 @exyte3d]

Good evening

[n o s t a l g i c s k y y @nostalgicskyy]

@exyte3d is a LION OF LIBERALISM and you should follow him NOW!

[Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠 @exyte3d]

@reidolson35 “Just one more hand”
😭😭

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Neat paper:

Women lose weight:

- Life drastically changes
- Men start approaching, a third partner off ASAP

Men lose weight:

- Their weight decreases

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

I have a theory that an obsession with "communicating" in relationships is a smokescreen to mask a difficulty with forgiveness.

[The Governer @TriceraGoverner]

I could stare at this for hours but I'd still shoot her in the head if George Washington told me to. That's chivalry. That's what it means to be a Knight.

[Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠 @exyte3d]

@aestheticsguyy

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@shaunvlog_

[Exyte 🇺🇸🏗️🏠 @exyte3d]

“Hey, has anyone seen Nevada?”
Me with my suspiciously Nevada shaped stomach:

[Composition @compositioning]

Illustrations by C. F. Payne (2025-2026)

Payne depicts cows in the silhouette of US states, creating unique renderings that display a comical portrayal of what would otherwise be a straightforward animal portrait.

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@GovNuclear

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@shaunvlog_