The Eye Brow Slug

Slugging it out in a bat shit crazy world 🤪 Loves Satire and will Slug it out with any Lefty! As they are thick as 💩RESTORE IS THE WAY fuck the BBC

[The Eye Brow Slug @eyebrowslug]

@d5_rss Yeah In our ‘ousehold, there was an Amstrad in every room. I printed the loo paper out save having an Andrex computer and I brushed my teeth with an Amstrad as well. If I ever run out of them, I would just ask a passing boy. Was the Amstrad still in the butchers window!

[Tweedy Pubs @TweedyPubs]

😂 Well that's me told. Can't trust my memory of my own life apparently. But some random guy on the internet who has never met me is convinced I enjoyed beer less 20 years ago. He must be right. Yep, definitely.

[Neil Oliver @thecoastguy]

Different sock, same hand up it.

[North Yorkshire @visitnorthyork]

Golden skies above Whitby Abbey

The fading light wrapped around the ancient ruins in a quiet glow and the old pond held their reflection like polished glass 😍

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: So called 'economist' and Green Party supporter Gary Stevenson has quit citing health concerns

In reality it's because he gets destroyed in every single interview exposing him as a fraud who understands very little about how the economy actually works

[The Eye Brow Slug @eyebrowslug]

@PolitlcsUK Handy then that the Valuation Office has recently been merged into HMRC!

Gotta plan for these things ahead 😂

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

A pantomine horse isn’t a horse.
An open secret isn’t a secret.
A hot dog isn’t a dog.
A shrinking violet isn’t a violet.
Crow’s feet aren’t feet.
Fair game’s not a game.
Trans women aren’t women.

[Steve Miller @StevenJonMiller]

🚨BEWARE - Burnham is trying to make you feel good with tiny sweeteners before he calls a General Election in the autumn.

[The Eye Brow Slug @eyebrowslug]

@SwordsaintPress @krxsctr Relatively junior my ass! I was king of the office at SEO.

Bossing about some fuckers, who bossed about even more fuckers who bossed about millions of more fuckers in triplicate!

I never bothered being bossed about by my G7 as they were in a different office and had a low IQ!

[The Eye Brow Slug @eyebrowslug]

@Finumus1 @Woodthorpe17662 It’s ’Number Ten Just below Middle’ at best!

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

Living to retire at 65 is the most low IQ thing you can do.

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

What blows my mind about the Roman Empire is that lack of technology is far easier to overcome than lack of freedom from bureaucrats

Like unironically these guys built the most insane civic architecture and still hold the record

We have to technology to build something a hundred times bigger than ever but instead we chose to employ bureaucrats and allow them to micromanage every detail of buildings down to toilet spacing and the number of fasteners per foot

They were willing to spend a significant portion of their GDP on making their civilization epic, and we have cheap bullshit and decay

Terrible trade

Absolutely humiliating

[Goosey @Goosey30111568]

To My Wonderful Friends.
Trolls and Haters.

KEEP THE FAITH.

We got rid of Stamer.

BumHum will be much easier.

He's already fallen at the first hurdle.

We will get him gone.

I promised I'd get rid of Phatt Keef, and I did.

Onwards we go.

Tally Ho!!

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@BBCNews I spend £500 a day on starters. Fuck off with your misery porn.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I don't know why people get all misty eyed when they talk about Tunnocks Tea Cakes. They're shit and they always have been.

[Man Of Kent 🩵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🍒🏇⚽️🐓🦮 @ManOfKent15]

I remember the day that you’d look up to politicians and aspire to be like them. They had gravitas, sharp minds, principles and integrity: even some of the Labour ones before Blair.

Now I realise that I’m too clever and too honest to ever be an MP. I couldn’t stoop that low.

[The Eye Brow Slug @eyebrowslug]

@thsterlingbrief @chasisaac This is the rub

[TheSterlingBrief @thsterlingbrief]

@chasisaac Yes it does of course. But the problem is that you are trading 5 days of your week just to buy back 2 days of actual freedom. You aren't using your job to fund your life, you are giving up the majority of your life just to fund a weekend.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Do I have any sympathy for Rachel Reeves? After what she knowingly inflicted on millions of farmers, small business owners, hard working British men and women?

No. I have no sympathy, whatsoever. Zero.

She is responsible for so much unnecessary pain. The embarrassment she is feeling today doesn’t even scratch the surface of the shame and hardship millions of Brits have endured directly because of her incompetence.

Bankrupt businesses, livelihoods destroyed, so many sleepless nights, laying off decent colleagues, family companies closed after decades in business? Directly thanks to Rachel Reeves.

She’s not fit to be a parish councillor, never mind chancellor.

Her talents would be better suited to mindless admin in a dead-end HR department.

Too many times I have sat in the chamber listening to her talk ‘business’, and it is genuinely terrifying that she was ever in charge of our economy. I couldn't care less that she's a woman or that she cried in Parliament.

She is incompetent.

What a sorry judgement Rachel Reeves is on British politics in 2026.

I look forward to the day when individuals of her talent find their correct level in a genuinely capitalist society - cleaning other people’s shoes.

What I would give for a Chancellor with actual business experience - employed people, built businesses, generated opportunities. Done something.

That is exactly who a Restore Britain Government will deliver.

[The Eye Brow Slug @eyebrowslug]

@SandyofSuffolk I always thought it was something but it would be hard to change my diet.

Thanks for sharing your experience Sandy!

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

Well all I can say about the Knob from the North is at least he sounds like he's got a bit of oomph about him unlike the reincarnation of the dalek we've had for the last 2 years.

But it's still policies that matter. Not oomph.

So it's still Reform all the way.