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@RollingStone This is a great idea. The displays will stand out as being the best in the stores. It embodies the ideology of the man. Fans can do a good deed feel more aligned with him. Plus, what’s wrong with having standards. If he did this with litter picking people would still complain.

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@WishWelliams I’m on Forza too! DM me your name and I’ll give your designs a download and a like for that kudos!

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@DerrenBrown Coming soon from Derren Brown; the parting of the (RED) Sea.

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@lolnajhehe 🙌🏼

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@lolnajhehe Almost? 😔

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@EPLBible @dannybartle

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@RLF56 It was until season 7!

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Watching #ThisTime and @Misssusannahf is impeccable casting.

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@DerrenBrown Always trying to read into everything you post! Just waiting for something slightly odd to happen to me so I can tap myself on the head and save someone from being shot.

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@Sarahies @LNRailway @ASOS This thread is everything Twitter is. Complaints, customer service and perverts.

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@flamsigahoror89 Dick pics would be on a whole new level

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@HackneyAbbott Policing is something you’ve always been a font of knowledge on. Especially on LBC. You cost Labour the election and now you’re pedalling this leniency on criminality. Do the UK a favour and #retire. Here’s a clip from your greatest hits showreel. https://t.co/8lV7YXvkWv

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@HackneyAbbott Throwing acid in people’s faces and riding away on their moped is potentially very dangerous. I won’t do that so I don’t run the risk of being knocked off a moped by police. Should criminals be able to get away then later commit more crime? They are currently untouchable.

[Trash Panda @dirtytrashpanda]

. @waitrose bought this fresh fish from store yesterday 🤮

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@BBCSport do we get to rate the ref on your website or just the players?

[Tame Impala @tameimpala]

Currents Collectors Edition. Pre-order now https://t.co/Ks6fBpms5t

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@jamieeast Coke and a bacon and cheese sandwich

[Tristan Cooper @TristanACooper]

There's a Thomas the Tank episode where a stubborn train is punished by being entombed alive forever and it's worse than any horror movie

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@sjlister 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Chris Somerville @chrisomerville]

I've watched this video of Liam Gallagher making his own cup of tea every day for a week now