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[Paige Ellis @paigesellis]

There’s something grimly poetic about being sexually harassed by a man in a hockey jersey while talking about alleged sexual misconduct by hockey players.

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

He looks like a 5-year-old made a governor at Build-A-Bear — and forgot the heart.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

INTERN: Mr. Governor, everyone else is wearing standard shoes perhaps we sho-

I SAID GIMME THE FCKING WHITE KNEE HIGHS!!!!

[eyesorekitchener 🇨🇦 @eyesoretodd]

@neoengel I don't really agree with buying your way out it... but sure hope the victim got enough $ to live comfortably and enough it effected the brothers lives too.

[Theo Moudakis @TheoMoudakis]

Please enjoy my #VladimirPutin cartoon for Tuesday's @TorontoStar #Ukraine

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

@kelshmeamyy SHE’S GETTING A FUCKING VASE!

[Vera Bergengruen @VeraMBergen]

Ukraine's ambassador to Germany is not having it.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨:
Local lying liar who lies claims reputation was damaged by news reports saying he lied

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

Kanye West decision to wear a “White Lives Matter” shirt is disgusting, dangerous, and irresponsible. Some of y’all will rush to defend him. You should ask yourselves why…

[Carl Boucher @CarlBoucherKnee]

Alex Jones has endorsed Pierre Poilievre.

Remember: if Alex Jones thinks you’re a “good guy”, you’re not a good guy.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Before there was Dr. Oz, there was Dr. Nick.

They say the Simpsons always predict the future – and once again, they nailed it.

[John @ruprechtsfork]

@CalltoActivism 8 years in office and Obama never needed a lawyer. Not once. One four year term and Trumps lawyers need lawyers.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

I wish everyone was on this page.

[Josh Robert Thompson @joshrthompson]

Happy October 1st from an old friend. 💀

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative]

Marjorie Taylor Greene, who stalked Parkland shooting survivors, would like the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time.

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

this is my favorite clip on the internet

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Joe Biden didn’t even ATTEMPT to save Florida from Hurricane Ian by drawing a new path with a Sharpie.

[Serialchiller @Serialchiller1]

Good morning motherfuckers❣️❣️❣️