eyy foti!!

you had one job..................................

[eyy foti!! @EyyFoti]

Can’t wait to tell my grandkids about the time my coworker asked me to join his group therapy meetings, which was actually just NXIVM.

[eyy foti!! @EyyFoti]

really obsessed with the popular girl from my high school’s current instagram profile

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

She was on that table more than a coaster omg

[eyy foti!! @EyyFoti]

@NancyMace Your post has 23k likes, Ilhan’s has over 200k— you’re a fuckin loser, Nance!

[ariana grande gifs @vodolove]

ariana singing in her lower register… save me lower registeriana.

[eyy foti!! @EyyFoti]

moved to bluesky!! @eyyyfoti 🦋

[aaron from queens 🇵🇸 @aaronnarraph]

pop crave doing better anti-trump work than the democratic party

[eyy foti!! @EyyFoti]

My bit is stealing jokes.

[M.E 🍂☕️ @Emmys]

I don’t have the gene that makes me want to have a “crumbl cookie”

[Stop Arab Hate @StopArabHate]

🚨 ARRESTED: Alexandra Szustakiewicz, 64, was charged with two counts of hate crime after attacking a couple near Chicago

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

the worm in RFK’s brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

He looks like they just told him that.

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

Global depression indicator

[Django Gold @django]

I know things are looking pretty rough right now, but I'm hoping that this helps :)

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

I cannot prepare you enough for how much this won’t happen.

[Simon Kuper @KuperSimon]

Paris Saint-Germain fans just unfurled this giant banner before tonight's PSG-Atlético Madrid match

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

They will be replaced by people who have paler skin and 100% identical views on US foreign policy.

[Aisha A @landlawlahore]

I think next time instead of giving people liz cheney you should give them healthcare

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

Damn I was sure the Dick Cheney endorsement and most lethal military stuff was gonna push Kamala to a sweeping victory.