Jackson, Aaron M

They think he's a righteous dude.

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

Bros out here road raging in the manga wrapped Infiniti Coupe like I ain’t about to take the front bumper of this truck and show him a real Genshin Impact

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

People are gonna finance a burrito and still not tip the driver

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

DoorDash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules.

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

@orrymr @gabsmashh ItHzWANIP

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

#goals

[National Debt Tweets @NationalDebt]

$34,562,760,121,518.06 (+) #NationalDebt

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

I AM OVER THE MOON

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

THINK THIS ONE IS GONNA COUNT. 😤😤😤😤

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

People out here paying $7 for a taco…

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

A riders fee at a golf course is ridiculous

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

@TonyEYoung I said east, totally meant west

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

@ali971 @mymindsmadness I think 192 will give you 62 hosts. Close to what we need but won’t quite work

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

Cockapoodle-don’t

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

Y’all gotta stop crossing dog breeds with poodles at some point.

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

In other news, gas prices went down just long enough for the president to tweet about it

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

Who tf goes to the Arabian Horse show

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

@AaronfingJ @iitz_wiz @barstoolsports I know bro

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

The second mouse gets the cheese

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

@NateNasternak This ain’t it

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

@ARPeralta10 No blue check mark but yes to the glasses from the Crank That video

[Jackson, Aaron M @eyyty8]

On the freeway, just let a dude with white framed sunglasses merge in front of me. So disappointed in myself right now.