Mayor McCheese

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[Mayor McCheese @ezarkoMD]

I have these 'Studio Decor" picture hangers I purchased at @MichaelsStores I placed this 50 lb hanger and it bent and nearly dropped my 13 lb mirror.
What do you suggest I do?

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Guys... Come on.
@BonjourFete @target

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@TheRickWilson Apparently, you don't need any minimum education to be a congressman ...

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@kitwilliamson William Kitson

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Hey @Target can you explain this? This is the SECOND time. Why is there wood in my veggies??? We all need fiber, but, geez.
You know me. You've got my number.....

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Doesn't @Target know they could just go back to cool products and respecting and uplifting marginalized groups, a smidge of DEI... And we'd come back. It's not smiling at me from 10 feet away...

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@RealJamesWoods Lying asshole. Unsurprising.

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Can someone tell @CBS and @TheTonyAwards that the sound is terrible?? Voices are your game!

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@RepLisaMcClain So, what happened last night?? Did you take an Evelyn Wood Reading Dynamics course?

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@JudgeJeanine Dont you have a net worth of like $4M? Bring a effing bottle from home like everyone else. You can even afford a Stanley!

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I guess at this point, @HiltonHotels @HiltonHonors , 30+ days and multi emails later, that you are just not going to reply to my issue? Are you just going to keep my money?? Case # 237456202

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@RepMTG Well, @lawler4ny is rarely right, but, here we are...

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@kaitlancollins @JoshCampbellcnn Looking at her, she must carry her makeup in a rolling carry on.

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@NancyMace You work for HIM! You lunatic.

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@RepSwalwell Has anyone checked his tattoos?

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@helmuit @ghostpepper5k @JoJoFromJerz Got lost in all the replies, sorry

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@acnewsitics I called Social Security last week to look into benefits for my disabled child, the phone message told me that hold times were 240-270 minutes. 4 hours! And that before these cuts.
Fuck them.

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@RepMaryMiller What an appalling piece of shit you are.

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BOOOOO! @SouthwestAir
Decades of good will, gone.