@FinPlanKaluAja1 This picture right here does not even do justice to what the erosion site really looked like. I saw it in October 2024 when I travelled for my dad's burial, and it was terrifying. Houses were gone. Roads we once used gone. But see what @alexottiofr has done
Thank you, Kalu Aja @FinPlankaluAja1. This is another Classic Christmas representation. The gift keeps on giving. The ROI has never failed.
Merry Christmas world
The Christmas story begins with a census, a tax, and Joseph's lack of a credit card to book a hotel in time.
Let us talk about the Mass of the Christ. Joseph ran a startup that converted wood to NFTs. His startup paid heavy taxes to rulers boosting internally generated revenue.
Joseph's partner, Mary, was pregnant but not yet on his NHIS health insurance. They travelled to Bethlehem via Good Is Good Motors, as they could not afford Air Peace.
They arrived late; all hotels were taken. Joseph still used an iPhone 12, not a new 5G satellite-compatible phone, so internet was slow. Wi-Fi and cell service lagged due to the census-driven population surge.
They tried Airbnb, but everything was booked. Joseph found a listing: "Clean and rustic accommodation, pets allowed." It did not accept eNaira, but a nearby POS provided cash. The lodging was next to a farm with sheep—inferior quality, but better than outside. Mary went into labour that night.
At the new international airport terminal in Bethlehem, private jets kept landing. "Why are billionaires flying into small Bethlehem International Airport?" an immigration officer asked. "What's happening?"
One billionaire replied, "We are here to see the King. Can you take us to Him?" "What King? Our President?" "No, the Savior, born under a star." Thinking they meant the Star Motel, the TSA supervisor sent them there.
The billionaires reached the Airbnb and found Joseph and Mary. Surprised, the couple wondered, "What is this?" The visitors brought gifts: one gave a cold wallet with gold bullion certificates; another, shares in an Indian perfume factory; the third, myrrh bonds. "These are for your boy," they said. Mary and Joseph gratefully accepted.
That boy grew up to become the most successful investor of all time. He invested his soul and reaped a 2.38 billion percent return. So successful is He that His birthday is still celebrated today, even with stock markets closed.
Same Boy, same Jesus, the same yesterday, today, and forever.
Merry Christmas.
#ChurchofMoney
@kepukepunews Wait is this really true as in is this real? I still saw this road October 2024 and now this?
Please tell me this is real because it was really scary as the road was completely impassable.
I was just a 17 y/o teenager in 2021, no capital, no prior knowledge of trading, no source of income.
Read this thread to the end to understand how I was able to scale from 0 to 6 figures USD in just 2 years.
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