Toby Donaldson

[long since dead @1899INE]

England - Somewhere Only We Know

[Mr D @MrDuperouzel]

You've got to admire my confidence

Want to know EXACTLY how confident I am about this England team? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Read the first word of my tweets

[Jamie Vardy @vardy7]

FA Cup...completed it mate! 💙

[Toby Donaldson @eztobyd]

@TIFF_NET

[Harvey Hawkins @harvhawkscomedy]

Can’t believe it’s nearly lockdown again already. Swear it gets earlier and earlier every year. I walked past a house earlier and he was already watching tiger king and downloading house party. ITS ONLY SEPTEMBER FFS. For me lockdown doesn’t start until I see my 1st banana bread

[Callum Ralston @CallumRalstonn]

Size ae that seagulls legs in the first photo

[Carl Jones @CarlDJones]

Absolutely buzzing for S2 Ep1 of Next Slide Please. #DailyBriefing

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

“Ok Scottish football fans enjoy your Subbueto, coz am busting all the balls” #aberdeenfc #janeygodleyvoiceover catch me on tour https://t.co/eT2ppleupZ

[BBC @BBC]

Seriously, wash your hands.
Please help stop the spread.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Our Easter holiday to Centreparcs has been cancelled so we're recreating it at home by having the kids ride their bikes in the garden while I burn £20 notes

[Edwina Currie @Edwina_Currie]

You sure this isn’t staged? Nobody else around, no security staff, and whoever is filming is managing to get all the angles

[Shredda @Shredda]

@Fabo_Floes

[Mark Austin @markaustintv]

Catches don’t get more sensational than this👇(wait for slo-mo)

[FourFourTwo @FourFourTwo]

Congratulations to Cristiano Ronaldo for his part in the worst thing we’ve ever seen https://t.co/BTho0cWEvX

[Nobi Hayashi 林信行 @nobi]

Why is the “Save” button on MS Excel represented by the picture of vending machine? (with purchased drink at the bottom)
— a question by young Japanese caught a buzz in Japan

[Lewis Vaughan Jones @LVaughanJones]

When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything...

https://t.co/btDekWXpoV

[ITV Sport @ITVSport]

When you realise @stanwawrinka is a robot 😂🤖

🔊 S O U N D O N 🔊

#RG19

[Toby Donaldson @eztobyd]

@scottderrickson 1. Jaws
2. The Goonies
3. Die Hard
4. Kevin & Perry Go Large
5. Home Alone

[Rachel Riley MBE 💙 @RachelRileyRR]

Spelling’s fine, thanks love. You can find ‘combatting’ in the dictionary under C, just like ‘cockwomble’.