Esmé

i ❤️ sluts

[di 🇫🇷 @desiredoues]

2030 World Cup about to be so good… no Neymar no Ronaldo no Messi

[Carla(‘s Song) 🇲🇽໑̣🍋🪩 @hothwalls91]

Se jodio la garganta en la mamada que le dio al árbitro antes del juego.

[no labels yuli⁷ is seeing bts!! @heolaholic]

FUCK ENGLAND FUCK JUNE BELLINGHAM FUCK HARRY KANE FUCK QUEEN ELIZABETH FUCK ONE DIRECTION FUCK FISH AND CHIPS FUCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE FUCK THE BEATLES FUCK HARRY POTTER FUCK THE BIG BEN FUCK ISAAC NEWTON FUCK TEA AND CRUMPETS FUCK ED SHEERAN FUCK WINNIE THE POOH FUCK THE CURE

[j 💌 @sheflowerfeast]

FUCK YOU @onedirection

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

You’re playing chess and I’m playing the imaginary game I made up in my head that only I know the rules to

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

⚡JUST IN - Zohran Mamdani brings anti genocide children's influencer Ms. Rachel onto his inaugural committee

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

men shouldn’t be gynecologists.

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

Yeah because famously being gay means you can’t be misogynistic

[Rob @robrousseau]

We would never even dream of glorifying political violence

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

Update on this: we’re dating

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

Saw one of my tinder matches on the street and he didn’t stop and give me a passionate movie esq kiss in the middle of the sidewalk. Chivalry is so dead.

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

Whenever im with a group of people and the attention isn’t on me I immediately think of the worst thing I could possibly say and say it

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

I forgot how many schizos were on this app

[Isaac’s Army @ReturnOfKappy]

All your favorite celebrities and politicians have some one playing them in a mask at some point…

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

Guy at the mechanic shop asked what kind of oil my car takes, like babe look me in the eyes and tell me you think I would know what kind of oil goes into my vehicle

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

Yesterday I bought cold cuts, I went up to the counter all like “let me get a half pound of turkey sliced real thin” now I can be an adult and make sandwiches

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

If one more person tells me to buy a vibrator when I say I miss my ex I’m gonna fuck my ex

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

I’m too hot and cool for dating apps, everyone SUCKS grrrr

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

So tired of being a lover I might just become a hater

[Esmé @ezziethestinker]

@djbattlehead Happened to me a couple days ago tbh