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These pretzels are making me thirsty

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Just reset my password to tell you how great @TedLasso is. Yes, it’s that good.

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“Should I wear my taco shirt? I mean my other taco shirt, I realize I’m already wearing one.” - @kretzu

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“Dear God, please let my Amazon package get here on time, help me be great at Basketball and that the kid that was mean to me know I dont suck at basketball” - mason 6yrs

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“It’s La Croix O’clock” - @kretzu

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chancetherapper's photo https://t.co/PiXmTfYjEI

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@sammahlstadt Don't mind me just balling in the corner of my living room 💛🖤💛

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TFW your husband makes you sit through the 2 hour apple keynote, we get it, this is the most dramatic rose ceremony in bachelor history.

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@Suzyszoo @iamdebi haha I guess Arlo can tweet now, I ll make sure and bring that up at his next check up

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Look what I drew using Sand Draw! Get it at: https://t.co/46YrMxTSHG #SandDrawAppr

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"Did we get on this flight just to sit here or are we actually going to fly somewhere today?!" - mason 6 yrs cabin doors haven't even closed

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"I don't know how to flush this toilet... wait... it flushed by itself, i just had to show it my butt" - Mason

[jelly @spideyguell]

hey..where's that plot twist that chris was subtly suggesting? #TheBacheloretteFinale

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Peter as the next bachelor forever. #TheBacheloretteFinale #TeamPeter

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Nothing like a 10pm hospital room cleaning to make sure everyone stays asleep.

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When the flight isn't finished boarding and the guy in front of you has already reclined his seat #6hourstogo

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It took 6 days of leading 15 people through Puerto Rico, but the mom voice finally came out today #getonthatferry 🇵🇷

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"I'm gonna swim in my underpants like the good ole days with deacon" - Mason

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"When they play London I'm gonna go look at th merchant" - @kretzu

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Dashboard Confessional Thursday, Third Eye Blind today. Don't even care that it's 2017 @therealJREvans

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Finally got to Din Tai Fung for lunch, haven't been able to stop thinking about those dumplings ever since.