Debi

[Debi @iamdebi]

@RDUAirport Is the primary runway closed today?

[seneris🪂🎃👻 @SenerisYt]

@PatrickKingsley @RajaAbdulrahim English has an active voice, a passive voice, and a secret unlockable exhonerative voice that only journalists who are describing cops and soldiers actions use

[Prof. Katharine Hayhoe @KHayhoe]

Being a scientist, I had to check the math. Turns out it's even worse. You could have made $53,000 (£44,000) a day or $20 million per year since Jesus was born and still not make the profits Shell did in 2022.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

It’s always worth going back to see how police described a situation once you have proof of how it went down. Then you remember they testify everyday against thousands of people in courtrooms.

[Debi @iamdebi]

@drichardbailey It’s just inhumane to keep this going.

[Alladar @DinoAlladar]

@drmistercody Elon buying Twitter has cured my imposter syndrome.

[Debi @iamdebi]

@drichardbailey How can such a short clip have so many jaw dropping statements holy shit.

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Me: Here’s half my income.

Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.

[Jonquilyn Hill @jonquilynhill]

"The Verge reached out to Musk for comment. Twitter no longer has a communications department." https://t.co/TeH7lVlrH9

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product

[drichardbailey @drichardbailey]

Fucking gross

[Debi @iamdebi]

@drichardbailey Have you never played in Arkansas? Or just not stayed the night?

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

Profits. Not total revenue. Profits.

[Debi @iamdebi]

@drichardbailey It’s been 8 months since I’ve had a good burrito and it’s a real struggle.

[Debi @iamdebi]

@literaryeric @ryancohen First reaction is target audience would be more likely to pirate a book, but the allegiance is strong enough that they might actually buy multiple, just to benefit him.

[Debi @iamdebi]

@papabear19 @pizzahut Damn. They really went all “New phone. Who dis?” on you.

[Debi @iamdebi]

@drichardbailey Just spent a stupid amount of money on one. No refunds whatsoever. Got Covid & had to cancel trip. She ignored all my messages then wrote me a negative review bcus I canceled last minute despite the fact that she got full payment for absolutely no work 🤡. Never again.

[Debi @iamdebi]

@literaryeric @RDavisJ1 I was gonna say…I’m always trying to do the right thing but I never feel bad when I’m wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯