John Lampe

Child of G-d/Libertarian/Hapa haole/Jarhead/Husband/Father/PowerLifter/Hacker/Blue Team Ninja/CreativeOps. Ingesting PCAPs and spitting Truth.

[John Lampe @f00dikator]

Somewhere, deep inside, a throbbing signal was being beat out on a drum - like a love letter from a jungle savage, like a tiny smoke signal sent floating past the green canopy of the unconscious, like a whisper, like a scream - "Time is running out"...He walked into the SOC.

[thaddeus e. grugq @thegrugq]

Honestly I’d be happy for any journalist or person who is actually good at writing to get into Infosec. We need way more coherent prose.

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@CraigHRowland I still have those books as well as the 'Unix Network Programming' books and K&R C. Must haves. reading and understanding those books is worth like 20 to 30 certs :) (kidding, not kidding)

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@ImposeCost best i can do is 10% disability

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

Income tax is wrong. You shouldn't be fined for earning a living.

Property tax is wrong. You shouldn't be forced to pay to keep living in a home that you already own.

Sales tax is wrong. You shouldn't be forced to pay someone to allow you to buy something.

Capital gains tax is wrong. You shouldn't be punished for investing in your family's financial future.

Inheritance tax is wrong. Your heirs shouldn't be robbed because you died.

All forms of taxation are wrong, because they're extortion, and extortion is always wrong.

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@HackingDave @bencanning87 reset that immune system...I need to do this again as well...but, not looking forward to it *at all*

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@IceSolst if it wasn't leaked before, it will be after you search for it

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@ImposeCost "An application that links all my accounts" sounds like a single pof. Also, I don't even wanna know how much I spend at Rogue and workout supplement shops...that'll just be depressing :)

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@Am_Blujay later at the ER for food poisoning : What had happened was...

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@FrankMcG he pumps up Grok, but if you ask Grok about 'going back to office' policy, it will tell you that a hybrid approach works best...go figure

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@ImposeCost I think it was CS Lewis who defined the order in which humans seek Justice. The Law of God, The Law of the Land, and the Law of the Vendetta.

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@JoshWilliamsOH oh ffs! Take the L and be done with it. Isn't there real crime out there somewhere?

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@OwenBenjamin you can crank up a chainsaw and put it on the ground and get the same thing. Best place to get worms with stake vibrations is the cemetery. I do this to get treats for my chickens or bait for fishing.

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@elonmusk all mathematicians must write their proofs in the office. Those writing proofs at home will have their proof ignored and/or shredded upon submittal. See how stupid that is? Those who can deliver will deliver. Those who can't, won't.

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good to know...for many reasons

[Andrew Case @attrc]

To all my friends - be careful discussing dedicated denial of services!

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@SandflySecurity love using them as honeypot attractors as well...never actually caught anyone using them...but, still like the idea :)

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@tsarnick no thanks

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@beyoncegarden just here to say those weights are not in kg. That's pounds.

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@endingwithali and now I can't get it out of my mind...

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@kaylahaas they teach math backwards. You should start with Analysis of Calc and then calc. This really didn't click until junior year. I was math major also.

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@ImposeCost true, but there has to be a solution besides kidnapping young adults for X years.

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@ImposeCost I'm against that for many reasons. One being that the ruling class will not be put in harm's way. They'll lawyer up and find loopholes.