Ken Turbo.

Im only gonna tweet ridiculous stuff so this is the perfect place to visit to either laugh or get very pissed off at my use of analogies.

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Letterkenny. Hulu. Dec 27th. I'll take it.

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@CroyleCarly @TheGreatPoski I could also sleep in jeans. I have multiple times, mostly on a cold floor with a blanket the size of one square of most restaurants' toilet paper. It's honestly not bad, as long as you keep the fire going.

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Attn: BLAZING SADDLES NOW ON NETFLIX.

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The unofficial state flower of pa is, in fact, a ear of authentic himmels corn.

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Why do cats have to be so nosey?

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@Symonepaskowski Pants. Waist to heel coverage. Come on babe, it's like making just a peanut butter sandwich. Where's the rest of it?

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Late night thoughts include the fact that WHY CAN'T GUYS IN ADS JUST WEAR REGULAR JEANS, who just thinks "hey, I really want to air my ankles with capris today", capris are fine on girls but damn, get yourself some wranglers and a damn pair of boots!

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Fleetwood Mac is like bread and butter pickles. You say you don't like them, but you could eat a whole jar. Never gets old.

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Tucker Carlson is my spirit animal. Literally me, but more famous.

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@Symonepaskowski @willycrooks Without

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@TheGreatPoski @97Popeye Let me try

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@97Popeye But the rib-b-q is us foods #871034

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@97Popeye I was actually thinking about a bulk case of breakfast pizza, $110 bucks from schwans

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@TheGreatPoski 1. I'll take you
2. If you don't want me just get the Glenn Gut

[Colver Problems @colverproblems]

#colverproblems

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@Symonepaskowski I MEANT THE LITTLE 2 POUND WEIGHTS

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@Symonepaskowski I'm glad that my compliments are humorous to you

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@JordanLWaters You can't get sick on valentines day tho