Simon

F1 fan

[Simon @f1f1account]

@IanImclaren Simpsons did it

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

[Simon @f1f1account]

@TerribleMaps I was told states could only be red or blue (purple at a push).
What are the Green party and UKIP doing here!?

[Simon @f1f1account]

@no1slintfan The The Beatles

[Simon @f1f1account]

@epsilando @LandoNorizz_001 Genuinely thought he meant Alonso going inside of him instead of her

[Simon @f1f1account]

@Hook_EZ @AlJenko98 @bankertobuilder @Boenau That’s stupid, what if there’s nowhere to park when you arrive?
Rip the road out right now!

[Simon @f1f1account]

@KrazieeGGtv @TheoTHFC_ @MidnightKoi @Englishremnant @aaaronson Sounds like we basically agree

[Simon @f1f1account]

@KrazieeGGtv @TheoTHFC_ @MidnightKoi @Englishremnant @aaaronson Who is “you” and “we” ?
I’m English 😂

[Simon @f1f1account]

@TheoTHFC_ @MidnightKoi @Englishremnant @aaaronson Sure, but that’s not a counter argument.
The point I’m making is that historically France was stronger than England. The union was a major turning point that helped tip the balance of power.

[Simon @f1f1account]

@KrazieeGGtv @TheoTHFC_ @MidnightKoi @Englishremnant @aaaronson I agree?
That’s not a counter argument.

[Simon @f1f1account]

@KrazieeGGtv @TheoTHFC_ @MidnightKoi @Englishremnant @aaaronson See how English fortunes vs the French completely changed after the union?

[Simon @f1f1account]

@TheoTHFC_ @MidnightKoi @Englishremnant @aaaronson Sounds like you don’t know much about English history?

The union completely transformed English power compared to that of the French.
Before that the Scottish were a reliable French ally.

[Simon @f1f1account]

@MidnightKoi @aaaronson A white flag was literally the French flag at one point though 😂

[Simon @f1f1account]

@TheoTHFC_ @MidnightKoi @Englishremnant @aaaronson That was Britain, not England.
BIG difference.

[Simon @f1f1account]

@Englishremnant @MidnightKoi @aaaronson Actually France won most of the wars against the English.
It’s been more powerful for most of the last 1000 years.
The creation of Britain tipped the balance though.

[Jan Rosenow @janrosenow]

Yesterday the Telegraph reported on my comments about air conditioning.

The comment section is quite something. I have apparently become a hero of the anti net zero crowd by saying something what I think is sensible about air con.

Allow me to point out three ironies in this 🧵

[Simon @f1f1account]

@veritasPLANET @PolitlcsUK “I’ve done nothing wrong. That’s why I’m resigning.” 😂😂😂

[Simon @f1f1account]

@JuliaPommel @PolitlcsUK You can see Farage’s face, what are you talking about?

[Simon @f1f1account]

@BaxtyB @CountBinface People of Clacton:
A Binface landslide would be very funny.