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Consultant of Demonology & Witchcraft 👹• Reboots computers 9-5 💻🔌 • Wannabe Graphic Designer

[fern @f3rnomenon]

Opened my Panini packs and got a lot of Swedes but no @BergEddie 😢😔

[fern @f3rnomenon]

@joshthom_ @ThousandBelow Petition to put the title track on the setlist for the Hollywood Palladium in August?

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

do not get me near a touchtunes idc bout vibes

[fern @f3rnomenon]

I’m hiring an Etsy witch to curse El Tri for what they took from us

[fern @f3rnomenon]

Me on the TL tonight just liking every Chivas tweet even the AI ones

[fern @f3rnomenon]

It’s a different feeling when Chivas does things like tonight. The ills of the world don’t matter for a little while, a community in two countries feels hopeful, our hearts full. Let’s keep it going @ChivasEN_

[fern @f3rnomenon]

@WorldWideWob @sportsrapport Another way I’ve been seeing the “pay a premium to get it over with” crowd lose is straight up getting scammed by sellers who pull their tickets to resell when prices spike closer to the event. The broker platforms aren’t incentivized to help since they get to collect more fees.

[Jasmine Grenaway @MsGrenaway_]

Lamar Odom was on crack and still making it to practice with Kobe Bryant. I need to lock in and stop making excuses for my life.

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

me on twitter vs. me on linkedin

[fern @f3rnomenon]

@JBizzle703 I give Amazon a few bucks every time I need to try something 😓

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@156Silence

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@WWEUsos take it out of his paycheckhausen

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@TheMattCardona @ImChelseaGreen @Disneyland All those lightning lane pass times are gonna be for the evening at this point 😭

[fern @f3rnomenon]

@FinalDude78 That’s a $2.5k/month ADU in Southern California

[fern @f3rnomenon]

Standing in front of the grill on Sunday like this

[fern @f3rnomenon]

@TatumPaxley Taterffier!!!

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

This is how your email finds me

[fern @f3rnomenon]

@MrSantiZap Potential to be the new LeBron with a flip phone meme.

[Seb 🇲🇽 @sabooschin]

you either die a fork in a kitchen or live long enough to see yourself be a polar bear in arlington, texas.