Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.
He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).
Apple donated to Trump’s ballroom.
And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores after a demand from the DOJ.
Remember this.
He was easily re-elected.
He was never impeached.
He was never charged with a crime.
He was never convicted of a crime.
He never fired his Attorney General.
He never started a new war.
He won a Nobel Peace Prize.
He’s not in the Epstein files.
MASSIVE BREAKING: Democrats in the House Oversight Committee just released this statement:
“For the last few weeks, Oversight Democrats have been investigating the FBI’s handling of allegations from 2019 of sexual assault on a minor made against President Donald Trump by a survivor.
Oversight Democrats can confirm that the DOJ appears to have illegally withheld FBI interviews with a survivor.
Covering up direct evidence of a potential assault by the President of the United States is the most serious possible crime in this White House cover up.”
Normally, when someone is killed and it's covered up, there's a charge and conviction.
When Trump's masked agents do it, it's called "immigration enforcement" (the victim was a citizen by the way).
Trump is operating a state sponsored terrorist organization.