The Smoking Man ✝️

Ultra,

Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

[The Smoking Man ✝️ @f_axe_3424]

@Demon_Knyte @GlomarNeverDies @Kali_Ma90 @geertwilderspvv Broke: sitting under a tree.

Woke: planting a tree, under whose shade you will never sit.

Bespoke: planting a forest that your sons will impale all of their enemies upon.

[The Smoking Man ✝️ @f_axe_3424]

Ducks are a menace.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Yes ducks regularly swim around in coal ash pond water and chlorinated swimming pools but yes sure Mr. Retard it was the low grade hydrogen peroxide we pour on our booboos that killed a duckling

[Clay Martin ⚔️ @wayofftheres]

@MhairiHunter You have begun to understand risk, bro

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

@HumzaYousaf @RupertLowe10 I think you made yourselves targets, actually. You know, with all the raping and stuff.

[Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs]

@elonmusk Why do we need population growth if we will have 10 billion robots in 20 years? It feels like a good time to cut all aid to the third world so they stop breeding.

[Clay Martin ⚔️ @wayofftheres]

@Con_Tomlinson You got a fucking better plan?

We all see voting doesn’t work.

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

@RestoreLich This post is exactly why 250,000 of your daughters have been raped.

[The Smoking Man ✝️ @f_axe_3424]

You cannot desecrate the profane.

[Alex Reimer @AlexReimer1]

Players can abstain from wearing Pride hats all they want. The issue is desecrating the Pride hat and making a night about LGBTQ fans about yourself. Why haven’t any of these Giants players posted bible verses to oppose genocide, mass deportation or a litany of other atrocities?

[James @AmericaReborn26]

This rape gang report is legitimately worse than the holocaust.

[The Smoking Man ✝️ @f_axe_3424]

@AscendedKnyte @defenestrat1ons The bodies are piling up at the buss stops

[The Smoking Man ✝️ @f_axe_3424]

Both foreign and domestic enemy

[Senator Saddam Azlan Salim @SalimForVA]

Today @GovernorVA signed SB749, my bill to ban the sale of assault weapons starting July 1. This is a policy I ran on - and together, we delivered!

[Senator Saddam Azlan Salim @SalimForVA]

Today @GovernorVA signed SB749, my bill to ban the sale of assault weapons starting July 1. This is a policy I ran on - and together, we delivered!

[The Smoking Man ✝️ @f_axe_3424]

450 is respectable

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

@mplpodcast305 Lmao my max deadlift is 450 which means I can almost pick you and your sister up at the same time

[Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness]

If a gypsy can be elected. So can I. I have autism and winning attitude

[JD™ @LostMyHats]

"I'm a polytheist who believes God was once a man, that He's married to a female goddess and they live on a planet called Kolob, that Jesus and Satan are brothers, that there's a potentially infinite number of gods and I'll one day become the god of my own planet populated with my celestial space babies, I deny every single essential Christian doctrine, and reject every historic Christian creed.

Now explain to me why I'm not a Christian right this second."

[The Smoking Man ✝️ @f_axe_3424]

Ok what sort of dumb stuff have I missed?

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Morning.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

@WomanDefiner @chuck_dont_surf AMERICA was better when you had guys named Dick Trickle sponsored by Miller brewing company, smoking heaters while flying around a track at 200 miles per hour.