Felicity 🍉 (Taylor’s Version)

I swear I'm only cryptic and Machiavellian cause I care

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

This Sunday. @vmas.

[𝑦𝑎ᢉ𐭩 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘺𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘳𝘢🧬 @poppyndaisyy]

90% of the issues with The Love Hypothesis plot would’ve been solved if they’d kept Holden’s character, and the other 10% would’ve been solved if Adam had beaten the shit out of Tom

[Rachael 📚 @markruffaloTD]

Anyways this is where I start campaigning for Lili Reinhart as Daphne in Funny Story

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

I need a slur for people from New Jersey who think it’s cool to go to college down south

[fred @fredday95]

When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno

[tobi thee hedgehog 🍉 @theboredmoor]

"they should teach media literacy in schools" they did! unfortunately ur dumbass discovered the phrase "the curtains are just blue" and ran with it

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

There are probably worse millennialisms than “neurospicy” but none are coming to mind

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[유 @nnauuy_]

and if i say iron man 3 is the best iron man film then what

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

Don’t know what postpartum means. What postpartum depression means. What postpartum psychosis means. What psychosis even means. What “hormones” mean. What insanity defence means. What “not guilty by reason of insanity” means. What a mistrial means.

Just dumb all round.

[kos @kostancaaa__]

all the lindsay clancy case proves is that multiple things can be true at once but all of you have only one brain cell so that may be hard to comprehend

[ada @poetildawn]

“you’re so funny” thanks! i’m splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless, excellent fun till you get to know her

[si ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @favoritecadbury]

it should be illegal for people i hate to use noah kahan songs on their stories

[Felicity 🍉 (Taylor’s Version) @f_petruzz]

Right Road Lost by CF Cole!

[tessa♡ @breessoka]

bringing back this thread for anyone looking for books with bi mcs and books featuring bi4bi relationships

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

In honor of Dolly’s dedication to literacy, stop saying “casted.”

[𝄞 @cobaltpierre]

loren hale

[rowan @rwnszn]

my phone fucking broke for this

[leyla @leylaaa31]

I don’t know anything about golden retriever boyfriends but I am poodle wife (constantly moving, smart but in an evil way, very vain, many friends)

[old tom @culture_coffin]

anybody who 𝘪𝘴 smart enough to homeschool their kids is smart enough 𝘯𝘰𝘵 to

[lauren @laursors]

james acaster vindicated once again