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@AKBets Drumbo park

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@inglisdrev82 The only saving grace yesterday was they shut up about the itv7 after the first.

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@KidNate @OpenNoteGrapple Came here to say this!

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@RiskForRewards Can't help but think if the horse wasn't absolutely on it, Nicky would not be running him.

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@gumbo1885 @AdamCatterall Is it aye?!

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@AdamCatterall Commentators were absolutely miles off though. Usyk comfortably had that.

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#dogsatpollingstations

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@ImnotHere700 Oh I love the slosh! Tam, hold ma bag.

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@BBCNews The big reveal on Peep show would have made great TV.

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@NiallOrmond @EvanMcFarlane No.

[Pints Drank @PintsDrank]

We’ve peaked as a species

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@tntsports can you check the UFC sound here guys? Watching live on TNT1 and the sound is lagging a full 3 seconds.

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@BrasilEdition @globosport He's a big Whigfield fan. The rivalry is notorious.

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@mmaonpoint Next fight has to be up a weight class. Each subsequent weight miss, adds a fight up a weight class. 2 weight misses at 170, next 2 fights are 185. Etc.

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

Subscriptions >>> https://t.co/xO28IJtZci

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

20 THINGS I LEARNED IN THE FIRST YEAR OF PARENTHOOD

1. People who say you should 'enjoy every single moment’ are at best, unrealistic and at worst, morons.

2. It's easy to get to midday and realise you've not stopped since 6am but have achieved a grand total of fuck all.

3. I don't care how strong you think you are, nobody is stronger than a baby that doesn't want to get dressed.

4. It's impossible to tidy the house. You can move things around and put them in different rooms but the house will remain a shithole.

5. And there’s more chance of visiting Narnia than seeing the bottom of your laundry basket.

6. People without kids who say they're exhausted can kiss my tired, fat arse.

7. In fact some days your energy levels resemble those of a diabetic sloth that’s cutting out caffeine for Lent.

8. I told my childless friend I'd had an 'amazing lie in till 7.30am' and he pissed himself laughing. I was deadly serious.

9. I now time my morning routine by CBeebies theme tunes. If I'm not running the shower by the time Octonauts is starting, I'm fucked.

10. Phase 2 of parenthood is when an episode of a kids show comes on and you think, "Ah fuckin hell, I've seen this one."

11. And whoever let Postman Pat fly a frigging plane this week needs a slap.

12. I love my kids more than anything in the world.

13. But I’d love them even more if they’d nap properly.

14. Getting your baby to nap is like a game of Snakes and Ladders. One wrong move and you're back to the beginning.

15. When remarking "they've gone down well tonight" it's best to check you've turned the baby monitor on first.

16. Often you’ll panic that there's something seriously wrong with your baby but then realise they're just having a massive shite.

17. Some nappy changes are like Brexit - tonnes of build up, nobody really knows what's going on and a horrible mess to clean up afterwards.

18. Paying £40 a day for nursery when your kid is too ill to go because of a bug they caught at nursery smarts like a kick in the knackers.

19. Parenthood is a crafty bastard - the second you master something it changes the game so you're shit at it again.

20. When your child laughs the world makes sense.

(If you enjoyed this list I post regular videos to Twitter & my new stand up tour ‘How Not To Be a Terrible Parent’ is onsale now…)

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@TheRacingJosh @ablairwhite13 @villareport Drops 4 in the ratings and still fails to place.

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@Justtwinbaby See Cejudo's left arm shake outs in the Ceremonials? Definitely looked suspect too.

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@arielhelwani Makes you wonder how fighter pay is still an issue with the promotion...

[Terry The Handicapper @IsTheNext94]

Brian and I got accepted onto BBC quiz show Pointless and the episode we are on was filmed just before Christmas. Miraculously, in the second round ‘Arkle Challenge Trophy winners since 1969’ was the question. Brian was confident and asked to go first