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this dumb rat

[☹︎ @faatazza]

when i was younger i didn’t think it was a thing LOL

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

sometimes i genuinely forget people have dads until they casually talk about them. like damn, your dad is not dead?

[The worm @wormsextape]

When you’re eating salt & vinegar chips and start tasting blood and genuinely enter a flow state

[☹︎ @faatazza]

i’d rather throw myself off a cliff

[Boon @faintchirp]

Canadian winter is coming back we r all gonna die

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no bcoz this was MY SHOWWW as a child but have to rewatch

[Lucas Jay Fox @knightofafrica]

Total Drama Island (2007) gave kids Survivor, Jersey Shore and Real Housewives in cartoon form. Very well ahead of its time

[☹︎ @faatazza]

i loveeeeee unfollowing people #declutter

[☹︎ @faatazza]

everything i own fits in my car am i a minimalist

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Total Drama Island was way before its time like a reality tv cartoon is literally genius

[looms 🎧 ⋆˚✿˖° | @franchaelasgf]

how it feels to talk about apple tv shows

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

i’m definitely a Type C person 😭 i can wake up at 5am or sleep till 1pm. work 15 hours straight or do absolutely NOTHING for 3 days. text back in 0.5 seconds or 2 weeks later. 😭 i love being alone but hate feeling lonely… overthink everything just to end up saying “it is what it is.” 😂

[☹︎ @faatazza]

@kat__writes literallyyyy

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

been farting anywhere lately idc anymore

[☹︎ @faatazza]

@Firdaos_d HELLOOOO DONT SPOILLL

[lilia™ @allegedlyagirl]

dollarama would be a beautiful name for a baby

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litch all my friends talk like me

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

it's so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.

[☹︎ @faatazza]

why have an alarm when you can tell your friend in another country to wake you up

[Anii ! @iidiot_anii]

i wish i was a cat

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@Firdaos_d IKKKKKKKKK i would say watch party….

[☹︎ @faatazza]

valid

[Boo @333too3]

I'm Still thinking about a lady who bought my toaster on FB Marketplace, and showed up with a slice of bread to test it.

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

the result of this combo is joffrey baratheon btw

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@naagdaallan OH

[☹︎ @faatazza]

my ex neighbor has to be one of the funniest nigerians i’ve met