Fabio De Marco

Still trying to work out if I'm really clever or really stupid.... I'm almost certain there's no middle ground

[Fabio De Marco @fabdm82]

@ThePoke Based on the still you used for this I thought it was Dom Jolly pissing about. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be a woman

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@empiremagazine @picturehouses I'm terribly sorry but my scumbag brain keeps reading Cum, Fart and Joy

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@backagainafter @ThePoke https://t.co/dKQQuQsSnK

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@ChrisHewitt A couple have mentioned Steven Spielberg and ET, but failed to note that this makes him Sven Spielberg. You could stick that name on any Scandinavian Noir and coin it in.

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@ChrisHewitt We've had marketing depts do Barbie-can Green-witch... The team behind this movie has the chance to do the laziest thing.... Or the community chest to do the laziest thing... I don't know haven't played in years

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@HelenLOHara Junior Executive: Phonebooth *hits blunt* but set it in an airport

Senior Executive: An name it after a series of British films full of sexual innuendos

Junior Executive: In your endo

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@empiremagazine Guy Fieri as a Gorilla in his biopic Grillers in the mist

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@LeahJWalker @KevOnStage Come on Lee. Back in the day if you didn't want lynx it was this, Brut or Brut Aquatonic

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@eddo75 @fesshole The guys showed a lot of Integra-ty

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@ChrisHewitt Reminds me of stuck dvds in desktop computers. Poke a paper clip in a hole. Could they not do something that involves cyber truck owners poking a paperclip in an electrical outlet instead

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@bmay Plot Twist: A year ago he placed a £1000 bet that an MP will be investigated by the Gambling Commission in 2024. Always play the long game

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@SomaKazima Wow! Papa just Smurfed all over her

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@FollowEnockoyoo @gunsnrosesgirl3 "If one more fucker asks me why the long face I'm going to smash this place up."

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@historyinmemes This is ripe for the Cerveza Cristal treatment

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@MooseAllain I try to balance them out by telling them no one watches Mrs. Browns Boys you should check that out

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@ChrisHewitt At least I can enjoy the movie Ad free at no extra cost right? Right?

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@tokyosexwhale Firstly, Are you OK?

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@PaulHerzberg6 @tokyosexwhale @HelenLOHara Surely the Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick maker writes itself. The Antagonists would be the Cook, the Thief, his wife and her lover

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@films_that I believe Will Smith turned down the role of Neo for this film. So Keanu probably loves this film

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A 14 year old Luke Littler on holiday with the family in Majorca