Apart from the hay fever, the constant sweat, the sunburn, the lack of sleep, the wasps, the bug bites, the baking hot car, the 3am sunrise, the non-stop disco from next door’s garden, the yellow lawn, the heat rash, the absence of air con and the complete lack of energy… I’m actually a big fan of Summer.
Why are @RoyalMail rubbish never receive my items on time, can never log into the app, don’t say my parcel will arrive between a certain time cos it don’t 😤 Love wasting my day off for them NOT 😡
Things that mean "no":
-Yeah, could do
-I'm easy really
-Well, yes and no
-We'll see
-Maybe
-If that's what you fancy
-I'll see how I feel
-Ask me later
-I’ll let you know
-Potentially
-It’s an option
-I’ll have to check
-Sounds good
How to order clothes online
1. Choose item
2. Choose size
3. Proceed to check out
4. Receive item
5. Find it either fits like a wetsuit or a tent
6a. Return item
6b. Put item in wardrobe in hope you’ll drastically shrink or expand one day
7. Ten years later give to charity